An open letter to Google
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- a_iver
What the fuck is wrong with you?
http://www.google.com/googlegulp…
- Llyod0
too long to read. what's it about?
- emukid0
2005
Google Gulp, a fictitious drink, was announced by Google in 2005. According to the company, this beverage would optimize one's use of the Google search engine by increasing the drinker's intelligence. It was claimed this boost was achieved through real-time analysis of the user's DNA and carefully tailored adjustments to neurotransmitters in the brain (a patented technology termed Auto-Drink). The drink was said to come in "4 great flavors": Glutamate Grape (glutamic acid), Sugar-Free Radical (free radicals), Beta Carroty (beta carotene), and Sero-Tonic Water (serotonin).
This hoax was probably intended as a parody of Google's invite-only email service called Gmail. Although ostensibly free, the company claimed the beverage could only be obtained by returning the cap of a Google Gulp bottle to a local grocery store: a causal loop. In the Google Gulp FAQ, Google replies to the observation "I mean, isn't this whole invite-only thing kind of bogus?" by saying "Dude, it's like you've never even heard of viral marketing."
- Point50
is that a Google energy drink?
- Jnr_Madison0
open letter to myself:
Hey bitch, howya doin?
- Jnr_Madison0
Life n00b!
- Peter0
*opens can off whopass, realizing it expired 10 years ago*
- Llyod0
I'm sure glad I didn't read that.
- a_iver0
skeleton -> death
rabit -> multiply like rabits -> big numbers -> googledeath to google, you heard it here first
