An open letter to Google 1010 Responses

Last post: 2 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jun 9, 08, 9:47 p.m.

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• a_iver

  What the fuck is wrong with you?
  http://www.google.com/googlegulp…

  Jun 9, 08, 9:47 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  too long to read. what's it about?

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 9:54 p.m. – Permalink

• dijitaq

  open letter to a_iver:
  i hope you're not being serious

  • yeah, i guess.. some parts were almost semi-funny. but really?– a_iver

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 9:56 p.m. – Permalink

• emukid

  2005

  Google Gulp, a fictitious drink, was announced by Google in 2005. According to the company, this beverage would optimize one's use of the Google search engine by increasing the drinker's intelligence. It was claimed this boost was achieved through real-time analysis of the user's DNA and carefully tailored adjustments to neurotransmitters in the brain (a patented technology termed Auto-Drink). The drink was said to come in "4 great flavors": Glutamate Grape (glutamic acid), Sugar-Free Radical (free radicals), Beta Carroty (beta carotene), and Sero-Tonic Water (serotonin).

  This hoax was probably intended as a parody of Google's invite-only email service called Gmail. Although ostensibly free, the company claimed the beverage could only be obtained by returning the cap of a Google Gulp bottle to a local grocery store: a causal loop. In the Google Gulp FAQ, Google replies to the observation "I mean, isn't this whole invite-only thing kind of bogus?" by saying "Dude, it's like you've never even heard of viral marketing."

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 9:56 p.m. – Permalink

• Point5

  is that a Google energy drink?

  • well, now I know– Point5

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 9:57 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  open letter to myself:

  Hey bitch, howya doin?

  • fine, thanks.– Jnr_Madison

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 9:57 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  Life n00b!

  • GFY– emukid

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 9:58 p.m. – Permalink

• PeterH

  *opens can off whopass, realizing it expired 10 years ago*

  • HAHAHA– Point5

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 9:58 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  I'm sure glad I didn't read that.

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 10:01 p.m. – Permalink

• invisiblechamber

  

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 10:12 p.m. – Permalink

• a_iver

  skeleton -> death
  rabit -> multiply like rabits -> big numbers -> google

  death to google, you heard it here first

  • it's only a matter of time, mwa ha ha– a_iver

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 10:18 p.m. – Permalink