I've been an idiot. 3636 Responses

Last post: 5 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Jun 8, 08, 9:04 a.m.

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• JerseyRaindog

  Day started well. Had my first lie-in in about a month. Decided to take my son to his grans house for a dip in their pool. Stopped at the petrol station to fill up with fuel. For some inexplicable reason I filled it up with unleaded rather than diesel. So now it's parked behind the petrol station and I've got to get it towed and the tank drained (not to mention my wallet). Thing is I tried syphoning it off and managed to get probably half of it out but only after swallowing a mouthful and getting covered in the stuff. So I'm feeling a bit high, a bit nautious, a lot stupid and fairly flammable.

  Anyone else ever done this...

  Jun 8, 08, 9:04 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  I'm glad you're still around...

  • I like the smell of gas, but syphoning sounds gross.– Jaline

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:05 a.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  I've come very close. Putting the wrong gas in that is.

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:06 a.m. – Permalink

• ninjasavant

  those are the days i want to just crawl back into bed and start over.

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:08 a.m. – Permalink

• _salisae_

  :( what a pain in the arse. i haven't done this but somehow the gas pump nozzle exploded on my dad once and soaked him in gasoline. impossible to get off of your skin since it soaks right in.

  • that happened to me once...
    
    really gross.– ross

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:08 a.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  It probably won't surprise anyone to know that I have done this. The twist was that it was and ex bosses car.

  • Ouch.– JerseyRaindog1/3

    yup, didn't surprise me at all!– emukid2/3

    At first I thought Jersey posted this. Then I realized....and wasn't surprised at all :P
    :)– Jaline3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:09 a.m. – Permalink

• skt

  

  • sorry– skt1/51

    you never make a mistake of any sort, do you?– _salisae_2/51

    i once jammed a rental car on a bridge that was too small for it in portugal once...– skt3/51

    but that is the only mistake i have ever made in my entire life. ever.– skt4/51

    why do you ask?– skt5/51

    hahaha .. idiot– _salisae_6/51

    you just come across as the type to point out others mistakes and stay super careful to not show any weaknesses.– _salisae_7/51

    indeed.– skt8/51

    That's the skt we know and love.– Jaline9/51

    that indeed was at the idiot part.– skt10/51

    skt = moody cunt.– Jnr_Madison11/51

    and as for the rest, i'm one of the minority here not hiding behind a gmail address... don't really see your point.– skt12/51

    pffft.– skt13/51

    shame i'll be gone to sf by the time you move to la. i love moody, know it all types.– _salisae_14/51

    for fucksake, it's a fail image... no need to throw all your toys out the pram.– skt15/51

    who, me?– _salisae_16/51

    yeah, you.– skt17/51

    lol– Jnr_Madison18/51

    this is after a year or so of not mentioning anything about your fail images. you do it all the time ffs.– _salisae_19/51

    I think salisae was actually hitting on you.– Jnr_Madison20/51

    well, tell you what, just for you, i'll stop doing it. i mean, you have had to put up with it for a whole year.– skt21/51

    love is in the air.– emukid22/51

    apparently i've hit a nerve.– _salisae_23/51

    sorry, just trolling.– emukid24/51

    *gets popcorn– Jaline25/51

    my mother always told me i was a charmer.– skt26/51

    i suspect she was being sarcastic though.– skt27/51

    she must be so proud of your pretty eyelashes– _salisae_28/51

    *flutters– skt29/51

    [This is better than anything on TV right now]– creative-30/51

    ok it is really getting difficult to click 30 times to keep track of this. how about moving it to the note below?– emukid31/51

    just kidding. i love clicking.– emukid32/51

    i just want to be forgiven.– skt33/51

    i forgive you.– _salisae_34/51

    ENOUGH OF THIS NOTE MADNESS.– Jnr_Madison35/51

    no, emu, stop distracting me...– Jaline36/51

    Jnr is getting all riled up :o– Jaline37/51

    thank goodness for that.– skt38/51

    I just made you click all the way here for nothing,– Jnr_Madison39/51

    ...and again.– Jnr_Madison40/51

    hi, Jnr.– Jaline41/51

    I will never leave you.– Jaline42/51

    dear god it takes 45 minutes just to get here– emukid43/51

    i hate you jnr– emukid44/51

    45– chossy45/51

    Hey, guyz, what's goin on in deez notes?– locustsloth46/51

    47– Jaline47/51

    I think I got carpel tunnel.– Jaline48/51

    bump– neue75_bold49/51

    face first...– skt50/51

    I'll have your propeller blood...– Jaline51/51

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:10 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  So you can get high offa unleaded, eh?

  *nips down to petrol station*

  • (10 minutes later)
    Greugh.. I *blart* feel... *ughk* like ... *shpew* I'm .. going *ughk, ughk* kill Jersey..– detritus1/6

    You junky labia.– Jnr_Madison2/6

    Now I have detritus right where I want him.– Jaline3/6

    GET AWAY WITH THAT MATCH, YOU SADISTIC BITCH.– detritus4/6

    I wasn't going to kill you, dear...– Jaline5/6

    I think the heat is getting to you lot. Far too much passion for a Sunday afternoon– creative-6/6

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:14 a.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  Well at least you filled it up with the least expensive of the two…

  • ha ha– Jnr_Madison1/3

    Yeah right. And obviously I had to pay for it. All £30. Most expensive cocktail I've ever had.– JerseyRaindog2/3

    Actually I may have more expensive. But that was in Paris and that's a whole 'nother story...– JerseyRaindog3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:37 a.m. – Permalink

• JerseyRaindog

  I totally deserve a Fail image skt and I take no offence.
  Detritus did you try Super or Premium? That maybe where you went wrong?

  • i only posted it to offend salisae anyway.– skt1/4

    Your story is kind of adorable, actually. Sad, for sure, but still somewhat endearing.– Jaline2/4

    Who me?– JerseyRaindog3/4

    yes.– Jaline4/4

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:38 a.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  remember I said I put the wrong fuel in my bosses car...

  

  • that reminds me. where's cosmoo?– Jaline

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 9:45 a.m. – Permalink

• organic_grid

  that really sucks...

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 11:46 a.m. – Permalink

• Dr_Rand

  yesterday I went to fill up the tank and the fucking thing didn't shut off automatically--ran all down the side of the car and around my feet

  • that is kind of a strange coincidence.– _salisae_1/15

    you sure you're not just trying to make conversation?– _salisae_2/15

    it really happened– Dr_Rand3/15

    I am Si Scott– Dr_Rand4/15

    It really did happen, though– Dr_Rand5/15

    I was filling up the tank for a drive to NY. Details like this make it more believable– Dr_Rand6/15

    Throw a lit match on your leg. I dare you, I double dare you...– organic_grid7/15

    the gas cost 3.32 per gallon and the spillage bumped to total to just over $60– Dr_Rand8/15

    email me about it. then we'll talk.– _salisae_9/15

    studio dets?– Dr_Rand10/15

    that's some cheap ass gas.....over $4.10 a gallon in Miami– marychain11/15

    that smell will never EVER leave your shoes either....toss those away– marychain12/15

    It's a sign. I will protect you...– Jaline13/15

    4.50 somethin in LA– BrokenAC14/15

    oh and tomorrow will be a nice day for everybody here
    – BrokenAC15/15

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 11:55 a.m. – Permalink

• moldero

  that sucks man, we all have bad days.

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, noon – Permalink

• organic_grid

  My car runs on water, I never had that problem...

  • what year is it where u are?– Samush

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 12:03 p.m. – Permalink

• _salisae_

  all these gasoline soaked catastrophes! where dollars are lost. tanks are soiled. nigerians continue to strike.

  • it's the zeitgeist– Dr_Rand1/3

    circle of life– emukid2/3

    and death– Dr_Rand3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 12:14 p.m. – Permalink

• marychain

  Christ Jersey....can't that kill you...swallowing gasoline that is?

  I hope you're still among the living as I write this.....probably shoud've gotten a stomach pump

  • It was no more than a mouthful. Enough to make me give up and get the thing towed.– JerseyRaindog

  

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  Dog-earJun 8, 08, 2:47 p.m. – Permalink

• 23kon

  nothing fouler than the taste of petrol in your mouth, eh?
  concrete is a close second!

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 3:18 a.m. – Permalink

• Raniator

  No.

  The wrong one doesn't fit in the hole so you can't.

  • Or so I thought...– Raniator1/4

    what what?– ian2/4

    itb?– ian3/4

    Ha! I realise that post is stooped in double meanings... I'll let you work it out for yourself.– Raniator4/4

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 3:19 a.m. – Permalink

• rafalski

  So, you experienced peak oil* yourself, Rand?

  So, what exactly happened in Paris, JerseyRaindog?

  *peak oil is a scam bigger than global warming scam, but that's for another thread.

  • this post is full of fail– spifflink

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 3:33 a.m. – Permalink

• neue75_bold

  When I was 16 I worked at a petrol station and once left the nozzle in a car whilst the driver drove away... ripped the whole nozzle and tube from the pump, unleaded petrol was gushing everywhere... We shut off the supply and the Environmental Protection services were there in like 10 minutes...

  good times...

  glad you're ok jersey :)

  • was that the 70's oil crisis?– rafalski1/3

    yes, just 10+ years later...– neue75_bold2/3

    good, hold on to these dates as your alibi for not having caused it– rafalski3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 9, 08, 3:36 a.m. – Permalink