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- chossy0
I sneaked in and turned it on, it blasted all my tweeds off and I had to pure ran out there in the nude yo!, the guards came and blasted me with cattle prods, then they caught a look at my cock and fainted, not cause it's big or small or anything it's pretty standard as cocks go but my dong is dayglow green !!! EXTRAORDINARY.
- congrats?omgitsacamera
- "Blasted my tweeds off"
Love it.Spookytim - ahaahah you brits!000000
- 0000000
in case you want to know more
http://www.ted.com/index.php/tal…
- Spookytim0
"So sorry to disappoint you all, but you wont be dying tomorrow."
Actually, that's just a bit of a smokescreen put about by the Cern people to stave off mass global hysteria. They are in fact activating the apparatus today.
Panic. Hard.
- omgitsacamera0
Llyod:
'it's not pretty when hardons collide'
- 0000000
I feel betrayed,
this shit has be resetted!!
fuck you hadron, fuck you,
i'll find someone else capable of creating a black hole
- Invalid0
aahhh.. ok...
So i probably shouldn't have quit my job flipped off my boss then.
- ukit0
This Hardon thing is just a huge tease.
- *Hadron*ukit
- thats what she saidNoTalent
- who just said 'thats what she said'
i love you.omgitsacamera
- ukit0
Nope.
"The countdown timer was set to the 15th of May because there was no definite time given for the actual activation, recent events show that CERN wont be dividing by zero until much later on in the year, so now the countdown timer will be reset again and will be continually tweaked to go by the latest info that CERN are releasing.
So sorry to disappoint you all, but you wont be dying tomorrow."
- Damn.omgitsacamera
- yawn. bookmark deleted.invisiblechamber
- Invalid0
So did this go live today or what?
- Countdown says 32 days now. Damn thing is gonna end up being like Chinese Democracylocustsloth
- Axl throwing the switch would be coolblackfrancis
- ghandolf0
“When we started, we did not know how to do this experiment and did not know if it would work,” he said. “Twenty-five hundred scientists can work together. Our judge is not God or governments, but nature. If we make a mistake, nature will not hesitate to punish us.”
- ribit0
um, no the people from the future stop us turning it on obviously. But only after last-minute intervention of the young researcher and his beautiful girlfriend that have suspected something was wrong all along, and have to convince the establishment guys with the help of the people from the future... stopping it just a few seconds before launch...
- Fariska0
ufff... my quantic gravitational silver surfboard is getting too much dust :-/
- Jnr_Madison0
They're not going to be doing any big tests until the end of this year apparently.
- Fariska0
How can they materialize if we turned that thing on and all went wrong.
I mean..... men eating dragons are on their way.
- ribit0
people from the future start materialising any moment now to warn us against turning it on...
- 0000000
I just can't wait anymore
1 day 10 hours 6 minutes 30 secondsthe party is on!!
- six0
*hides
- locustsloth0
The "which logo is better?" thread just reminded me of this. Only 4 days left!!!