Cheesy Jokes that make me laugh
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- Raniator0
Q. Why do women watch porn films to the end?
A. To see if they get married.
- scribbler0
Q. How do you get 100 pikachu's on a train?
A. Poke 'em on.
- invisiblechamber0
meeting in desert:
cucumber: "hey you!"
bung: "why me?"
- MXS0
two tomatoes are walking down the motorway, one shouts "Watch out there's a lorry coming" SPLAT, what SPLAT
- Raniator0
[You]: "Knock knock..."
[Them]: "Who's there?"
[You]: "Eyedunnup..."
[Them]: "Eyedunnup who?"
[You]: "Hahahahaha..."
- monoboy0
Man parks his car in a disable parking space...
Traffic Warden: Excuse me sir, you can't park there.
Man: Fuck off you twat, I've got turrets.
- TheMagicSheep0
how many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb
2, if they're small enough
- doesnotexist0
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Rustle.
- fugged0
What kind of bees have the best milk?
Boo bees.
- al_la0
Q: what's brown, with four legs and has a stick up its ass?
A: a deer!
- tymeframe0
Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A: Damn!
- it's 'Dam' and fish swim not runBaskerviIle
- eh, could work either waytymeframe
- tymeframe0
Q: What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto
- Jnr_Madison0
Alcohol free lager...like licking your sisters twat...tastes the same as the rest but just doesn't feel right.
- ...but you take it anywaysal_la
- mmmmm fuck you.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
Asylum seeker at the side of the road eating grass. Man pulls up in his car and says "Hey! Don't eat that. Come home with me and I'll feed you."
The asylum seeker replies "I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come too?"
Man says "Fuck off, I've only got a small lawn!"
- kerraaang0
A little polar bear asks his mother, "are you sure that I am 100% pure polar bear?" She replies, "Yes, I believe so, but ask your grandfather he'll know for sure."
The little polar bears goes to the grand pa and asks, "grandpa, am I 100% pure polar bear?"
Grandpa says "Of course. Why do you ask?"
"Because I'm freeeeezing."- i tell it a bit different but that's one of my favorite jokes.grunttt
- dskz0
I ran out of toilet paper today so I used cotton balls.
They were surprisingly effective.
- kerraaang0
Two frogs are hopping along and one of them says "ribbit"
The other stops. "weird. I was just going to say that."
- CALLES0
hillary concedes!!!
HA! gotcha!