strippers as girlfriends
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- kezza_20
Secrets place in Hammersmith is good for picking up lappers
- TheBlueOne0
Fun if temporary (a few weeks..maybe the summer) a real pain in the ass and not worth it for anything longer. Avoid especially if she lives with her mother or has kids. Especially if her name is Amber. Or Britney.
Now, it's not like I'm speaking from experience or anything. No sir.
For a stripper pickup tip, find out what nationality dominates your market and learn that language. A few years back, long before I was married of course, my smattering of Brazilian portuguese came in quite handy. Then the eastern europeans moved in and *nothing*.
- Them eastern Europeans ruined it for everyoneroundabout
- They're really not very fun...TheBlueOne
- Jnr_Madison0
Ok, as long as they don't bring their work home with them.
- what? no stripping at home?Peter
- thats imperitive. Get a pole in every roomkezza_2
- No guys paying for it at home :)Jnr_Madison
- That would just complicate matters, and threaten the relationship?roundabout
- Jnr_Madison0
Dating a guy stripper and calling him your girlfriend doesn't fool anyone.
- dskz0
i dont know, what do you think?
- kezza_20
I have, didn't last long...
cracking sex though, and something to tell your wife when your having an argument.
- +1designerror
- See, that second point doesn't really come in handy as much as you would think.TheBlueOne
- haha, TheBlueOneJaline
- ThePublics0
depends on the stripper. But I'm even leery about dating models.
- Masterramos0
10:12 am
- PonyBoy
yes....
.. no?
... it's 2:10am... let me have it.