Fear No Dog? 1717 Responses

Last post: 3 months ago | Thread started: May 16, 08, 12:46 p.m.

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• TheBlueOne

  wtf?

  "Coach Melvin is the founder and Head Coach of Heaven’s Palm Boxing Association, located in Los Angeles, California....DON'T BE THE VICTIM OF A HOSTILE DOG. Though it may not have happened yet, sometime in your life you may end up facing a potential, and DEADLY attack from a dog."

  http://www.fearnodog.blogspot.co…

  I love the internets.

  May 16, 08, 12:46 p.m. – Permalink

• Daro

  Dog food + cianide = dog free street

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 12:49 p.m. – Permalink

• kona

  this is why i always... ALWAYS... carry a dog biscuit in my pocket.

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 12:50 p.m. – Permalink

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 12:53 p.m. – Permalink

• BattleAxe

  too late I have been attacked by dogs on at least 5 diff occasions ,
  always minding my business, never teasing , bunch of sons of bitches

  • do you carry bacon in your pockets or something?!?– kona1/3

    that only works for chicks , I guess growing up in Juarez, strays left and right ....– BattleAxe2/3

    hi postman!– stewart3/3

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 12:53 p.m. – Permalink

• Daro

  

  • he said dog, not rat.– lvl_13

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 12:55 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  I always laugh when people say, "My dog would never hurt anyone"

  • my own dog hurt me ... so yea thats a bunch of bull– BattleAxe1/2

    my dog eats babies– flashbender2/2

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 12:56 p.m. – Permalink

• kona

  "does yur dog bite?"
  no.
  "here doggy doggy" *dog bites the man*
  HEY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE!
  "that's not my dog"

  classic

  • hahahh– flavorful

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1 p.m. – Permalink

• BattleAxe

  first time I was attacked, it was my own dog a German Shepard(pinto)at that, I was maybe 7-8 , we had another dog a greyhound, I wanted to ride her like a pony , Pinto thought I was moving in on her and went apeshit , lucky my brother was there to wack Pinto with a rake. Did not help that we saw the movie Cujo
  

  

  • it's happening all over again !!! ahhhhhh– BattleAxe

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1:06 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  I once punched a dalmatian right in its imbred face. That dog was fucking crazy. Never bothered me again after that though.

  • i'm not sure why, but this made me laugh really hard.– flashbender

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1:10 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  I like dogs. But I really only like dogs that if they went crazy, there is not a chance in the world I couldn't kill it with my bare hands easily.

  I don't want a dog that if it went batshit crazy would fuck me up in the process of trying to break its neck.

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1:12 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Man all this talk about abortions is making me super wet.

  • the fa..– BattleAxe1/5

    Your gingerness is less obvious when you are your hair are wet. Don't get dry anytime soon.– Jaline2/5

    *are = and– Jaline3/5

    I'll stay wet if you do.– flavorful4/5

    hmmmm....can't.– Jaline5/5

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1:12 p.m. – Permalink

• dirtydesign

  I'll kick a dogs ass.

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1:18 p.m. – Permalink

• BonSeff

  my dog karate is strong

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1:22 p.m. – Permalink

• blaw

  Dog attacks are really rare, but the Boy Scout in me says it's still worth thinking about. Some things to know if you get attacked by a dog are:

  Option One
  1) Try to curl up into a tight ball, minimizing exposure of face, etc.

  Option Two
  1) Understand that you are going to get bitten.
  2) To stop the attack you need to choke the dog unconscious.

  Here's to hoping that turns out to be useless knowledge.

  • Actually, when it wakes up again (shortly after), it's still in kill mode. Choke it dead.– doctor

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 1:29 p.m. – Permalink

• Meeklo

  What a fucking melvin.
  – flavorful3/6

  • see: http://www.qbn.com/e…– Meeklo

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 4:34 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  I was attacked once, and I made the mistake of running away. NEVER AGAIN. Short kids even get picked on by animals :(

  • actually, running away is a natural reaction, especially when you're a kid, I guess.– Jaline1/4

    Hahahah, please tell the story and as a result relive it in your mind.
    * Uses Jaline's head for an arm rest.– flavorful2/4

    rest ... d'oh!– flavorful3/4

    hahah– Jaline4/4

  

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  Dog-earMay 16, 08, 5:30 p.m. – Permalink

• akrokdesign

  usually hit them or it, on the nose works. same with humans.

  

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  Dog-earMay 17, 08, 12:44 p.m. – Permalink