Bojo the clown (good job london //)
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- kelpie0
I'm thinking you would be better off just sticking that red nose on a google maps image of London, no?
- moth0
I'm glad I'm the not only one who doesn't think he's the bringer of doom.
Prosperity will show the choice to put Boris up for this role to be a stroke of genius - Labour are on their way out, and I can't understand how any of you would think that's bad - especially for all your bitching about 2 failed wars.
Bleeding heart Guardian readers. Too preoccupied with the real bigots - the feminists and wankers who write the fucking thing.
- Anees0
I can't believe that racist Dickwad got in. It's all adding to the uncoolness brought about by the Olympics
- skt0
colour choice is horrible, kerning needs work, but the overall concept is good.
not a bad start but needs much more work. would have expected better from you.
- BaskerviIle0
well at least boris has brought sunshine over his first few days
- 23kon0
i think his intentions will be for the good of the people but i do see some high profile humiliations on the cards.
still, better than having a Bush in charge . you get all the high profile humiliations but nothing done for the people - only for corporations.
- and Boris, member of the bulingdon set and conservative MP, will be all about the people??kelpie
- rafalski0
Plus, he's not alone, somebody put him in there. The next general election results depend greatly on his performance. His colleagues will have an eye on him for sure as these are their future jobs on the line.
There is the risk that they will want him to humiliate himself ie. with a set of overexposed blunders, only so he doesn't grow strong enough to ever threaten Cameron's position. But that's just a loose far fetched thought now.
Let's see what happens. Even if the worst case scenarios are in use, at least they will be entertaining :D
- monoboy0
- Giuliani's zero tolerance? Read this.
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- Giuliani's zero tolerance? Read this.
- jevad0
You're all mad - Boris is a mad genius and just the kind of ridiculous bastard that London needs to sort it out!!
- rafalski0
If you can't fire well paid tube workers who sabotage the whole city (they call it a strike), you're a tosser who can't handle the job.
Goodbye Ken. You cost me money as well you cunt.
- rafalski0
I can't see how Boris is bad. Just because he knows how to be entertaining on television doesn't mean he doesn't have a vision.
He is witty, but that's a British prerequisite for any public job, it's an IQ test of sorts.
He wants to tackle small crime Giuliani-style. How's that bad?It's high time Labour were shown a finger. Gordon commie Brown personally cost me money* and I don't even live in the UK. He can fuck off already.
- AndyRoss0
My point being, that as soon as you think you have it bad, you find someone who's got it a good deal worse!
But, yeah, I've heard he's a tosser.
- AndyRoss0
Where I'm from (Detroit), we'd be happy to have a Mayor that wasn't on his way to prison. The current one is under charges for perjury, and abuse of office. (And just about everyone "knows" he is guilty, since all the evidence against him is based on text messages, which have been printed in all the papers!)
- ukit0
- stoplying0
You Britons are so progressive!
- Llyod0
how long are the terms there? this guy makes me wish I lived in london. something fresh everyday to laugh at. Like a declawed Bush.
- detritus0
Buffo must've nigh-on wet himself when the thought of merging the popular worlds of World's Strongest X and Clowndom happened upon him.
The Buffo comparison chart is particularly excellent - I may copy the categories and add them in to my CV if I ever have to send it out again.
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WARNING:
CLOWN MUSIC.detritus - too late...ahhhhhhhJnr_Madison
- Gash, there;s a whole new Porn category - 'Clown Dom'.
*shudders*detritus - that chart is awesomeernexbcn
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- neue75_bold0
"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed and so it did not go up my nose. In fact, I may have been doing icing sugar"