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- flyingnowhere0
people with couches on their front porch or in their yard
- who invite drive-bysflyingnowhere
- Eh, well ... I mean I'm not in college anymore I guess. I'll agree with this one.flavorful
- CALLES0
girls that tell you that they want you but can't sleep with you cuz the boyfriend is next to them psshhh. thanks for the info... next time.. keep it
- boobs0
People who use Comic Sans in red!
- CALLES0
bad kerners
- flyingnowhere0
sloppy css coders
- Llyod0
Bill Gates and I suspect Steve Ballmer
- flyingnowhere0
people who say bless you after i sneeze
- Well ... to my credit I don't say "G-d Bless You" and shortened it to just "Bless You."flavorful
- And to my Jewish friends I say, "Yahweh Bless You."flavorful
- i say god bless you to people just to piss them off if they're that type.kona
- thats not much betterflyingnowhere
- yer sooooooo good lookin'spendogg
- I say "Stop your sneezing!"boobs
- hahaha I drop that occassionally too spen. Rarely if ever does anyone get it though.flavorful
- Which I find mind boggling.flavorful
- hate it when they say it in germanCALLES
- i dropped that yesterday and this chick looked at me like, thank you I know. effen hilariousspendogg
- "Bless you? Bless me! The hell with you!" is always a charmer.
olli101
- utopian0
Steve Jobs, what a tool!
- MLP0
dr. phil
son
indd CS3 style sheets
- omgitsacamera0
people in class who dont do a crack job
certain others
- CALLES0
people that use silent biological weapons next to me in the office and pretend it never happen... right in front of me
in other words office farters in my proximity
- cosmicEntity0
Nigerians who check their bank balance on a printed statement at the ATM and seem to have at least 3 cards, and do this between 12 - 2pm.
- gramme0
that damn chihuahua that lives next door and squeezes through the slats in our fence every chance she gets. These guys let the dog out every morning at 6. She yips at nothing in particular for a solid half hour. One time my wife & I were doing yard work in the front. I turned around, looked toward the back, and saw this frickin rat-dog barking at me from my own backyard.
*buys a .22
- CALLES0
People at the office that think it's hillarious
A) Flicking your ear
B) Just scaring you by grabing your shoulder or making a noise
C) Waking you up when you are on serving energy mode
D) All of the abovelast week i was hangover and someone scared the living shit out of me i almost got up and punched them just as a reflex
- ok_not_ok0
Mother in-law