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• TaylorB

  another disappointing album?
  http://www.coldplay.com/song.htm…
  

  

  Apr 30, 08, 1:59 a.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  It's not even that good.

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:01 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  New coldplay album means I can lay off the sleeping pills at night but sadly it also means that I can no longer listen to the radio during the day.

  I fucking hate Chris Martin, the shitehawk.

  • Fair trade, man. What a cunt he is.– Jnr_Madison

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:01 a.m. – Permalink

• cosmicEntity

  "Suicide id Painless"? not with Chris Fucking MArtin it isnt!

  • an yes I did mean "id"!!!!!– cosmicEntity1/2

    ha ha– Jnr_Madison2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:06 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  I think its time to form an angry mob, hunt him down, and slowly sandpaper him out of existence.

  After that we should shout horribly at "Gwinny" until she feints.

  • side effects from the invite eh?– TaylorB1/5

    uh, even the thought of the word 'gwinny' bores the living shit out of me.– ian2/5

    Once feinted we should stitch her into a Beatrix Potter outfit and send her up to Moss side.– Spookytim3/5

    I reckon if I got within 12 metres of her I'd be sucked into a boredom vortex so mighty my head would implode.– ian4/5

    HAHAHAHA. Gwinny, The dark heart of aimless despair.– Spookytim5/5

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:12 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  New cover. Spunk stains kindly provided by Keane and Snowpatrol.
  

  

  • THis makes me SICK TO MY FUCKING NECK. Is this really the sleeve art?– Spookytim1/4

    yes. yes it is. 'try to make the cover look exciting, people might think the band are too'– ian2/4

    wow...– TaylorB3/4

    bad shit– vrmbr4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:13 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  And please for the love of god, no one post this in the fmt. christ.

  • eh? don't follow...– TaylorB1/5

    fmt?– TaylorB2/5

    either it stands for 'Friday Music Thread', 'Free Music Thursday' or 'Free Music Thread. Happens every week.– ian3/5

    right..– TaylorB4/5

    Its usually got good stuff in it:
    http://www.qbn.com/f…– ian5/5

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:16 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  

  • APPLAUSE– Spookytim

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:20 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Right, if that is the cover art for Coldplay's new album I am going to vomit.

  Why the fuck do these modern pop nambypambies think they can resolve the issue of them being irritating softspined chinless public school boy flumps by "bolting on" a punkish credential to the Marketing and PR?

  DO THEY THINK WE'RE FUCKING STUPID?

  DO. THEY. THINK. WE. ARE. FUCKING. STUPID?

  Its like that little hedgehog who does the choirboy parts in Keane "Suddenly being put in a recuperation centre for three minutes because of his hardcore grubby drugs problem what he has, cuz honestly, I know he looks like a pre-pubescent middle class stunted Keith Chegwin clone.... but really he's absolutely flipping hard as nails actually you know and wrestles with some really gritty street style issues man" ... in the week leading up to their second album of "Magic Roundabout" music being released.

  So now Coldplay are grabbing a little bit of The French Revolution "Yeah, People Power man, Street Level Dissent, Anarchy" and borrowing a bit of The Pogue's romance (Rum Sodomy and The Lash) and putting a bit of white paint on it "like it was daubed there, in protest and like, possibly with anarchic irreverence for the classicism of the oil paiting behind it... like a sort of... a Banksy sort of thing, you know?'

  Well it doesn't hide who you are and what you do so...

  FUCK OFF.

  • This should be the official review for the album. and lol @ the keith chegwin reference!– ian

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:28 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  I actually quite like Coldplay. Its nice music, it doesn't always have to be all shouty you know.

  • http://www.socket-st…– kelpie1/2

    Im not very much into shouty music at all, I do like some gentle stuff but chris martin makes me gag.– ian2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:35 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  I also think Gwyneth is a very attractive, interesting, educated woman who should be admire for sustaining both a first class creative career and a life as a loving mother and wife.

  • honest– kelpie1/4

    ahahahahahaha!– ian2/4

    you had me at 'interesting'…– ian3/4

    :X– Jaline4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:39 a.m. – Permalink

• curedjinx

  i used to like coldplay... but....

  well....

  my name.......

  is and i kid you not "christopher martin" everyone calls me chris.

  so this douche bag has ruined my life! i get a couple assholes a week that pull the office space shit with out even knowing it

  "so you must love coldplay" or "are you guys related" or my favorite "so did you know that was the lead singers name from some band" people have honestly asked me if i knew it was SOME dudes name in a band they cant even remember!

  Fuck you chris martin from coldplay!!
  Sincerly,
  Christopher martin

  • have you seen 'office space'? I think you'd appreciate it.– ian1/7

    gees...I feel bad for you man...– TaylorB2/7

    it really does suck
    http://theotherchris… i got that domain name just b/c of how much it sucks– curedjinx3/7

    yeah ian Office Space was filmed in my home town.. and the Bob's scene with peter is my daily life. I love that flick– curedjinx4/7

    heh, was more thinking of the bobs scene with mike bolton… oh I can only imagine the pain!– ian5/7

    the bobs... that scene... is my life. its unbearable to have to laugh it off with some cunt as he thinks hes making a joke– curedjinx6/7

    ...and this is why you give your child a unique name. How about "Apple"?– Jaline7/7

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:39 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  I agree it doesn't always have to be shouty, but did Demis Roussos ever try to hoodwink you into thinking he was making the music of proletarian revolution by adorning his album sleeves with defaced Leninist Propaganda posters?

  I THINK NOT.

  

  • is that a leopard head?– TaylorB1/5

    It is, it saw there was a shoot and just managed to dive into shot as the shutter clicked.– Spookytim2/5

    Demis is on the toilet by the way.– Spookytim3/5

    smart– TaylorB4/5

    There's also a turtle head, but its hidden under Demis's Kaftan.– Spookytim5/5

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:42 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  there is a significant sub text to much of Demis' music, don't right him off out of hand

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:43 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  

  • Typical Coldplay fan. Not an ounce of courage to support their convictions. Flim-Flamming like sticklebacks on a cold poolside rock.– Spookytim1/3

    ...poolside rock.– Spookytim2/3

    You had me with the first post, it weren't till you described gwinny as interesting that I copped on.– ian3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:50 a.m. – Permalink

• curedjinx

  i had to get http://theotherchrismartin.com/ because of that douche.

  • hahaha....!!!
    – TaylorB1/3

    Nice!– Spookytim2/3

    still trying to find time to launch my portfolio onto that domain– curedjinx3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:52 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Actually, I take it all back, Demis looks distinctly VIVA ZAPATA in this one

  

  • Note the freshly severed anteater snouts around his neck. "Aye, 'Mon then ya wee gadges"– Spookytim

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:55 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  About as revolutionary as this:

  

  • Oh man, I wish I had the time to do a sleeve mashup to put Coldplay's heads on there.– Spookytim1/2

    Spice Girls = epic in my childhood– Jaline2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 2:57 a.m. – Permalink

• curedjinx

  i freaked a girl out on the street last week... she said in really loud drunk tone "YOU look LIKE Chris Martin!!!!" ...

  so i stopped pulled out my wallet and showed her that my name is in fact chris martin. Shut that bitch up real quick...

  then i told her to stick her face in a propellor and yelled the newstoday jingle as i ran away

  • hahahahaha!– ian1/4

    hahaha– kelpie2/4

    pretty funny stuff...so radome– TaylorB3/4

    i had never heard i looked like him either... so it stopped my heart almost having a total stranger tell me i looked like me– curedjinx4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 3 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  The New Seekers regret to announce that the release of their latest album "Incite the Violence" will be delayed by a day while they go and get all that nasty skag flushed out of their blood"

  

  • the Seekers..of 'hey there Georgie girl' fame?...i actually fucking love that song– exador1

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 3:10 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Buy The Barbershop Quartet's latest single "Kick Over the Statues" a get a free can of red Spray paint and a Karl Marx stencil, like, you know, like a sort of Banksy... type of thing.

  

  

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  Dog-earApr 30, 08, 3:15 a.m. – Permalink