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- Jnr_Madison0
It's not even that good.
- ian0
New coldplay album means I can lay off the sleeping pills at night but sadly it also means that I can no longer listen to the radio during the day.
I fucking hate Chris Martin, the shitehawk.
- cosmicEntity0
"Suicide id Painless"? not with Chris Fucking MArtin it isnt!
- Spookytim0
I think its time to form an angry mob, hunt him down, and slowly sandpaper him out of existence.
After that we should shout horribly at "Gwinny" until she feints.
- side effects from the invite eh?TaylorB
- uh, even the thought of the word 'gwinny' bores the living shit out of me.ian
- Once feinted we should stitch her into a Beatrix Potter outfit and send her up to Moss side.Spookytim
- I reckon if I got within 12 metres of her I'd be sucked into a boredom vortex so mighty my head would implode.ian
- HAHAHAHA. Gwinny, The dark heart of aimless despair.Spookytim
- ian0
- ian0
- Spookytim0
Right, if that is the cover art for Coldplay's new album I am going to vomit.
Why the fuck do these modern pop nambypambies think they can resolve the issue of them being irritating softspined chinless public school boy flumps by "bolting on" a punkish credential to the Marketing and PR?
DO THEY THINK WE'RE FUCKING STUPID?
DO. THEY. THINK. WE. ARE. FUCKING. STUPID?
Its like that little hedgehog who does the choirboy parts in Keane "Suddenly being put in a recuperation centre for three minutes because of his hardcore grubby drugs problem what he has, cuz honestly, I know he looks like a pre-pubescent middle class stunted Keith Chegwin clone.... but really he's absolutely flipping hard as nails actually you know and wrestles with some really gritty street style issues man" ... in the week leading up to their second album of "Magic Roundabout" music being released.
So now Coldplay are grabbing a little bit of The French Revolution "Yeah, People Power man, Street Level Dissent, Anarchy" and borrowing a bit of The Pogue's romance (Rum Sodomy and The Lash) and putting a bit of white paint on it "like it was daubed there, in protest and like, possibly with anarchic irreverence for the classicism of the oil paiting behind it... like a sort of... a Banksy sort of thing, you know?'
Well it doesn't hide who you are and what you do so...
FUCK OFF.
- This should be the official review for the album. and lol @ the keith chegwin reference!ian
- kelpie0
I actually quite like Coldplay. Its nice music, it doesn't always have to be all shouty you know.
- http://www.socket-st…kelpie
- Im not very much into shouty music at all, I do like some gentle stuff but chris martin makes me gag.ian
- kelpie0
I also think Gwyneth is a very attractive, interesting, educated woman who should be admire for sustaining both a first class creative career and a life as a loving mother and wife.
- curedjinx0
i used to like coldplay... but....
well....
my name.......
is and i kid you not "christopher martin" everyone calls me chris.
so this douche bag has ruined my life! i get a couple assholes a week that pull the office space shit with out even knowing it
"so you must love coldplay" or "are you guys related" or my favorite "so did you know that was the lead singers name from some band" people have honestly asked me if i knew it was SOME dudes name in a band they cant even remember!
Fuck you chris martin from coldplay!!
Sincerly,
Christopher martin- have you seen 'office space'? I think you'd appreciate it.ian
- gees...I feel bad for you man...TaylorB
- it really does suck
http://theotherchris… i got that domain name just b/c of how much it suckscuredjinx - yeah ian Office Space was filmed in my home town.. and the Bob's scene with peter is my daily life. I love that flickcuredjinx
- heh, was more thinking of the bobs scene with mike bolton... oh I can only imagine the pain!ian
- the bobs... that scene... is my life. its unbearable to have to laugh it off with some cunt as he thinks hes making a jokecuredjinx
- ...and this is why you give your child a unique name. How about "Apple"?Jaline
- kelpie0
there is a significant sub text to much of Demis' music, don't right him off out of hand
- curedjinx0
i had to get http://theotherchrismartin.com/ because of that douche.
- curedjinx0
i freaked a girl out on the street last week... she said in really loud drunk tone "YOU look LIKE Chris Martin!!!!" ...
so i stopped pulled out my wallet and showed her that my name is in fact chris martin. Shut that bitch up real quick...
then i told her to stick her face in a propellor and yelled the newstoday jingle as i ran away