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- Dancer
Bricking myself about this big wig illustrator that I maybe assisting...
Any pointers on what to do/wear/say?
Hang on, am I late?
- dusty_shackle0
Be naked and willing to nibble on his pen nib if need be. if you know what i be saying yo.
- madirish0
walk in with your wang sticking out of yer trousers- he will like that.
also, if you happen to own a pair of fishing socks of olde, you might be in for a rub-n-tug post interview. just a hunch...
- chossy0
whatever you need to fetch him do it quickly.
- Spookytim0
Pants and trousers are entirely optional, and on occasionly may even be frowned upon.
- dusty_shackle0
and make sure to be a hat on your wang for varietys sake.
- nib1010
Don't fall for the interview oldie "radius of mouth" question.
- ian0
Try to explain all your concepts through the medium of dance.
If fact, don't bring a portfolio, you'll get bogged down in the little stuff. Do the whole thing through dance. And bring some booze, no one likes a mooch.
- bringing your own booze goes far these days. we are at war, afterall.madirish
- I have been asked to do that in the past... no shit... Dance that isDancer
- if you don;t bring booze to an interview your a fuckwit and unemployable.chossy
- lol@chossyDancer
- hahahah! JackRyan had a thread asking if it was okay to bring a bottle of scotch to an interview, haha.flavorful
- chossy0
If she's a hot chick thats intervewing you flirt with her openly and really crassly bitches be loving it if you try to mack them when your not supposed to.
- kelpie0
^^^ hahaha
- madirish0
^ epic win
- dusty_shackle0
===D ( | )
- chossy0
Exactly madirish, if it's two chicks then you immediatly say when you shake their hands.
'wow I'm inbetween two lovely ladies, he he I'd like to be ontop of you though while you are eating her out.'
Immediate ice breaked and they will be so hot and horney that you are guaranteed to be employed.
- NewElpaso0
hope you've practiced how to alphabetise oranges
- Spookytim0
Interview is now over, please dress your wounds and tell me everything is going to be okay. I'd give anything to see you smile once more baby. Love builds up and turns bad, that's all, it comes out, and them I'm fine again.
(with acknowledgements and thamks to Chossy for inventing the whole 'abusing lover' 'genre of post)
- I need to find a guy who talks as much as you do since I don't talk much. But then again, it could get annoying...Jaline
- decisions, decisions...Jaline
- Jaline, I THRIVE on annoying. Its like blood to a shark. If sense I'm annoying, I go the whole 9 honks.Spookyhome
- Anyway, I thought the ladies was where you were at.Spookyhome
- boobs0
Wig illustration sounds boring.