Laziest American thing
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- jasontroj
So last night I think I did the laziest American thing I could have done. I bought some iced tea at a Swiss Farms.
For those that don't know, Swiss Farms is a drive thru convenience store. You know, in case parking and walking into the store is too much energy.
I need to know if there's anything worse, because I feel like I just got out of a vortex.
- Spookyhome0
and ... what's ice tea? a rapper?
- Oh HA! It IS a rapper. I was being dumb and of course IceT IS A FUCKING RAPPER HOW ABOUT THAT!Spookyhome
- Wait. Is this for real?jasontroj
- hahahavrmbr
- Yeah!
HONK HONK!Spookyhome - AHAHAHAH, Spooks.Corvo
- Jaline0
Enlighten the Brit.
- Enrighten the Blit. The Blit needs enrightening. He's all enwronged right now.Spookyhome
- I think brits are cool. Well at least Kate Beckinsale is.Corvo
- Spookyhome0
I know really, I just thought, I'd I... was, just being dumb.
- Mojo0
and this brit too...
- Jaline0
I thought Swiss Farms was actually that until you explained it.
- Mojo0
- Spookyhome0
I never HAVE hurd of relaxrting, no, is that a new kind of workout thing like dancercizing?
- dskz0
heck yes ill have an iced tea...
- Spookyhome0
Hey I have a complaint? Inthe time it took me to write my post? there were like, a hundred other posts typed up? so like, the continuity? was all, like fucked? and my joke? didn't make any, like, sense?
QBN?
Can you ban these people? They made me look bad?
- fyoucher10
- Is that Penelope Keith without her hair piece?Spookyhome
- Meeklo0
- I HAVE THESE!!!!!Spookyhome
- diaper fetishists? no thats just weird and so are you for looking it up7point34
- I know! Those damn babies should be kicked!Jaline
- i buy these in the American Diaper Drive-Thru™
They'll even help you put it onvrmbr - diaper fetishists?
what? please enlighten us with your knowledge on the subject, we are curious!Meeklo - It's like that Mike Watt song "Piss Bottle Man"Mimio
- jasontroj0
Ok. Diaper wins.
I hope to never see a grown person in a in one of those.
- kona0
that's not being lazy. that's being efficient.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAMeeklo
- green week anyody?
that's shitloads of water saved!VectorMasked
- Meeklo0
- perfect example of
Relaxrting™Meeklo - That's great.fyoucher1
- that's exactly why I don't work out.VectorMasked
- perfect example of
- Jaline0
Don't you remember this story?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2…"Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry."
- What other time is worth wearing them if not launch and re-entry?Spookyhome
- she wore them so she wouldn't have to stop on her way over to kidnapping her ex-lover's girlfriend.Jaline
- That was the most interesting thing out of NASA since they landed on the moon.boobs
- boobs0
I bet the trunk on that Chevy could hold about $300 worth of cheap beer.