Church of the United FUCKO'S 5454 Responses

Last post: 3 years, 9 months ago | Thread started: Apr 24, 08, 11:22 a.m.

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• Mr_100000

  With all the talk about these crazy religions as of late, Scientology, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Christianity, etc, I felt that the FUCKO'S need their own religion as well.

  So with that, today marks the first day of it's existence. Being that the FUCKO'S are an open collaborative group I'm looking to all my brothers and sisters for suggestions on how we can make this the best of the batshit crazy religions.

  Apr 24, 08, 11:22 a.m. – Permalink

• capsize

  I don't get it

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:23 a.m. – Permalink

• brains

  I'll be there. It's kind of always am anyhow.

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:23 a.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  I'm down

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:27 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  We'll need a logo to start, and we'll need to pick leaders. High Priest, Supreme Ruler, Alpha & Omega, etc.

  Being that the FUCKO'S are now moving in this exciting new direction we will also be accepting more new members than ever to build the strength of our cult, err... I mean religion.

  • I already made a tshirt somewhere in the blog thread.– canuck

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink

• Dr_Rand

  goat fucking, of course

  • Check, will goat fucking take place on Monday or Wednesday?– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink

• threadpost

  all congregation members get church teeshirts, send me your sizes:
  

  

  • Good work, way to be proactive. This kind of attitude will move you up the ranks fast.– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:29 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  do we get to have multiple fugly wives?

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:30 a.m. – Permalink

• vrmbr

  *raises bodypart

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:31 a.m. – Permalink

• Daro

  I call treasurer!!
  Deposit $100 USD in my Paypal account and all your past sins will be forgiven.
  This is of course, a monthly fee.

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:31 a.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  

  • Beautiful, this will be available for $49.99 at the Church of United FUCKO'S online store.– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:33 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  We have our first position:

  FUCKO Daro - Treasurer

  You first task is to go rook all the weak minded sheep out of their hard earned money. I suggest talking to our business planner, FUCKO Jebus, he has this down pat!

  • Ok FUCKOS, you heard the man, pay up!!– Daro

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:34 a.m. – Permalink

• JesusChrist

  I call Lord

  • Sorry, you already belong to another cult, shit, I mean religion.– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:35 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  We have our second position:

  FUCKO Canuck - Maker of Pretty Pictures and Clothes

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:36 a.m. – Permalink

• i_monk

  What does F.U.C.K.O. stand for?

  • You're either in or you're out. We're not looking for people who question the power of FUCKO.– Mr_1000001/2

    Much less mock it's reason of being, heretic troll.– Redmond2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:38 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  i'll be in charge of the unholy harem... someone has got to determine whether or not the twat is sweet enough to be associated with this elite group.

  i nominate me.

  very well i accept.

  don't worry... i promise only the finest virgins

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:39 a.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  How exactly does one qualify as a FUCKO?

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:39 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  FUCKO 7.34 - Director of the Unholy Harem

  Welcome my bother.

  • your bother?– gramme

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:42 a.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  F_KO'S what? Which exactly of his belongings are being worshipped here? I take it this is a rather possessive new faith.

  • +1– i_monk1/3

    We're here to FUCK shit up.– Mr_1000002/3

    not to mention the English language.– gramme3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:42 a.m. – Permalink

• TheBlueOne

  FYC

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:43 a.m. – Permalink

• dopepope

  wouldn't uniting defeat the purpose of being a fucko?

  • The FUCKO'S need unite in order to rise above.– Mr_1000001/2

    kind of like "United Independent Taxi" in L.A.– flashbender2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:44 a.m. – Permalink