Church of the United FUCKO'S 5454 Responses

Last post: 4 years, 1 month ago | Thread started: Apr 24, 08, 11:22 a.m.

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• brains

  I'll be there. It's kind of always am anyhow.

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:23 a.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  I'm down

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:27 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  We'll need a logo to start, and we'll need to pick leaders. High Priest, Supreme Ruler, Alpha & Omega, etc.

  Being that the FUCKO'S are now moving in this exciting new direction we will also be accepting more new members than ever to build the strength of our cult, err... I mean religion.

  • I already made a tshirt somewhere in the blog thread.– canuck

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink

• Dr_Rand

  goat fucking, of course

  • Check, will goat fucking take place on Monday or Wednesday?– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink

• threadpost

  all congregation members get church teeshirts, send me your sizes:
  

  

  • Good work, way to be proactive. This kind of attitude will move you up the ranks fast.– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:29 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  do we get to have multiple fugly wives?

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:30 a.m. – Permalink

• vrmbr

  *raises bodypart

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:31 a.m. – Permalink

• Daro

  I call treasurer!!
  Deposit $100 USD in my Paypal account and all your past sins will be forgiven.
  This is of course, a monthly fee.

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:31 a.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  

  • Beautiful, this will be available for $49.99 at the Church of United FUCKO'S online store.– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:33 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  We have our first position:

  FUCKO Daro - Treasurer

  You first task is to go rook all the weak minded sheep out of their hard earned money. I suggest talking to our business planner, FUCKO Jebus, he has this down pat!

  • Ok FUCKOS, you heard the man, pay up!!– Daro

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:34 a.m. – Permalink

• JesusChrist

  I call Lord

  • Sorry, you already belong to another cult, shit, I mean religion.– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:35 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  We have our second position:

  FUCKO Canuck - Maker of Pretty Pictures and Clothes

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:36 a.m. – Permalink

• i_monk

  What does F.U.C.K.O. stand for?

  • You're either in or you're out. We're not looking for people who question the power of FUCKO.– Mr_1000001/2

    Much less mock it's reason of being, heretic troll.– Redmond2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:38 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  i'll be in charge of the unholy harem... someone has got to determine whether or not the twat is sweet enough to be associated with this elite group.

  i nominate me.

  very well i accept.

  don't worry... i promise only the finest virgins

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:39 a.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  How exactly does one qualify as a FUCKO?

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:39 a.m. – Permalink

• Mr_100000

  FUCKO 7.34 - Director of the Unholy Harem

  Welcome my bother.

  • your bother?– gramme

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:42 a.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  F_KO'S what? Which exactly of his belongings are being worshipped here? I take it this is a rather possessive new faith.

  • +1– i_monk1/3

    We're here to FUCK shit up.– Mr_1000002/3

    not to mention the English language.– gramme3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:42 a.m. – Permalink

• TheBlueOne

  FYC

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:43 a.m. – Permalink

• dopepope

  wouldn't uniting defeat the purpose of being a fucko?

  • The FUCKO'S need unite in order to rise above.– Mr_1000001/2

    kind of like "United Independent Taxi" in L.A.– flashbender2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:44 a.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  This religion is predicated upon massive spelling and grammar failure.

  –666.

  • Please do not direct your hate at the FUCKO'S.– Mr_100000

  

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  Dog-earApr 24, 08, 11:44 a.m. – Permalink