how do u become a QBN editor?
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- neonspice
hey im curious
how do u become a QBN editor?
- neue75_bold0
* bites tongue...
- PonyBoy0
*closes eyes and covers ears
- Mojo0
5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2
- bull0
it's a kind of magic
- Spookytim0
Could you please email me off-forum for the rate card? I don't like to discuss this in an open forum...prices chance and previous editors get cranky about that. Thanks.
Tim
QBN Founder and senior moderator
(cc Jason K)
- Corvo0
I applied once, but they said I was over-qualified.
- No, we said you were over calcified... too much dairy consumption.Spookytim
- AHHAh then. It's my left-ear you know? it doesn't work very well.Corvo
- You should have said so earlier. I've moved my chair now, I'm over here look.
* wavesSpookytim - Where are you? Didn't I mention before I can't see with my right eye? It's a bitch for 3d work.Corvo
- Corvo0
Ok neonspice here's how you do it:
You just go in there and say: "Thank You, Your Holiness. Awesome speech."
- and then remove your pants...neue75_bold
- hahavrmbr
- yes, yesJaline
- rafalski0
It's very zen. You devote yourself, meditate for decades life and nothing happens. Then, one day, when you're ordering extra bacon rashers for your beloved panini - enlightment hits you on the forehead with a loud slap.
But in some cases it may hit you at the beginning of your path, even before you start meditating. Just need to order your rashers extra crispy.
- Spookytim0
Hey, I think I have made a discovery...
"R A F A L S K I"
"F A R I S K A"
Anagrams of each other!
Almost!
JUST NEEDS AN 'L'!
AND SOME OTHER ADJUSTMENTS!
Carry on.
- Too skimpy.Mojo
- but I've seen both of them at the same time (unless one of them was an accomplice?? :Oribit
- Actually, I have pics somewhere (or it didn't happen)rafalski
- +1 for too skimpy
but I like Moist Poky better
flashbender
- Fariska0
Boring day today Spooky, isn't it?
- rafalski0
Just check it out Tim: he comes from an island, I live in Ireland. Just swap 's' for 're' and it fits. There's more. I've been to his island this week, but he was somewhere else: on another island. But the spookiest thing is: Ireland is an island too! Just think about it.
- Fariska0
Thinking backwardly, i've spent a lot of time of my life living in islands.
It even happened that i stayed for a while in Ireland.
So, every piece fits.
- Mojo0
Neonspice opens nice.
- Spookytim0
Oh God, My brain just did a crash reboot. I'm afraid I'm going to have to temporarily ban you both from QBN for a short while as a punishment for overloading the founder's brain.
If I forget to reinstate you again, email me for the rate card.
- Fariska0
fine.
In the meantime here's my rate card
- vrmbr = designkingneue75_bold
- don't you think you undercharge on coupons?rafalski
- brainstorming's a bit pricey if you ask me.kelpie
- brainstorming price could be well justified if bundled with brainflushing.
it's all marketing if you ask.rafalski - "Anything more than a tri-fold is overindulgent" – Dutchboy
neue75_bold - oh, boyrafalski
- http://www.sandratin…detritus
- hey how did you find this? i thought i only sent it out to clients?vrmbr
- when you walk the plank, you lose your bearingscapsize
- kelpie0
vrmbr = janne i.r.l.
also known as Dutchboy on here for years and years
- kelpie0
janne, who are rick and claudine?