Trapped in elevator for 41hrs.
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- jasontroj
I know for a fact, that I would have gone completely mental if this was me.
- Jaline0
Nice post!
- Jaline0
http://www.newyorker.com/reporti…
UP AND THEN DOWN
The lives of elevators.
by Nick Paumgarten
- vespa0
i heard he's suing for 25 million...
- chossy0
I would have gone a bit nuts then calmed down then sung a few songs then danced for a bit then picked my nose then rubbed a couple of easy ones out then slept.
- harlequino0
DO you poo and pee in just one corner, or a couple?
- you don't do any of them at anypoint during your term in the lift no matter how long.chossy
- what chossy said.Jaline
- eek. Uncomfortable.harlequino
- I think bodily fluids take away from your settlement.
jasontroj - I'd open the doors and piss on the wall and pooh down the gap.jamble
- that's true, jamble.Jaline
- how would you hold the doors open and hold the wee man at the same time?kelpie
- I think women would fall out...Jaline
- use your balls to jam the door open?..... or get a biff on and use it like a crow bar?..chossy
- Jaline0
I think women would have more stuff to do, potentially, since a lot of them carry their bags / purses around randomly. Some people can listen to music for hours and hours.
- Ramanisky20
posted this in the vid of day thread yesterday ....
I would have gone ballistic .... it would have been quite an unnerving experience .. no doubt ... 41 hours WTF?
- harlequino0
Actually with those cameras there, it would have been a great opportunity to rehearse my one-man, tour de force production of "Annie."
- chossy0
was there video cameras I didn't click the link. If there was video cameras I would definatly scrape a rough one out yo!.
- haha, my thought a minut ago was "41 hours of straight yanking would be a cool record"harlequino
- BonSeff0
F U C K T H A T ! !
- neue75_bold0
Imagine all the sleep you could catch up on...
I reckon it's a blessing in disguise, catch up on yer reading, correspondence, etc...
- only if you have those materials on youbulletfactory
- just the thought of no client emails for 41 hours makes me excited...neue75_bold
- oozie0
i wouldn't mind i've done worse for min. wage. sort of. i'd just start thinking about suing them and what i'd do with the money.
- mimeartist0
I'd panic every so often i think... if they don't find you after 41 hours... why should they find you after 100 ?
- he probably knew they were trying to do something. but no food and water would suck.oozie
- kelpie0
how dozy must the custodial staff be there though? an elevator broken for nearly 2 whole days and no one notices, even though they are all under CCTV coverage and a there is a guy trapped in one.
Fucking wetbacks.
- "wetbacks" that's the correct yanqui race hatred term, right?kelpie
- * nods head, hides wallet...neue75_bold
- chossy0
I just watched that video of it all speeded up to classical music what a wee shame :'( still though he managed to get his sleep on though which was nice :)
- Jaline0
I was wondering the same thing as mimeartist. What if it was a holiday time and he didn't know if someone would find him before he died...
- chossy0
I would have eaten my fingers after seven to nine minutes of solitude. I am VERY needy. After fifteen minutes I would be chinless. After one hour all that would be left would be my ass cock and balls, somethings I just wouldn't eat.