N.Portman or S.Johansson?
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- joyride0
S. Johansson
- acescence0
my x-girlfriend is friends with natalie and she's a sweetheart, smart, funny, and very down to earth, but she just doesn't do it for me.
- i agree. i like dumb, ugly, mean, egocentric girls as well.vanilla_cam
- in other ways i meant, smartassacescence
- kidding, i completely agree. natalie reminds me of a little sister or something. scarlett is the slut next door.vanilla_cam
- i love the slut nextdoorvrmbr
- TeganTorch0
natalie portman. especially in her SNL rap video.
don't know if my vote counts. but there it is.
- you are right, it doesn't count
;)OSFA - Hi Tegan!vrmbr
- HI! :)TeganTorch
- you are right, it doesn't count
- neue75_bold0
portman looks like a turd...
- is that good or bad?Dr_Rand
- 2 girls, 1 cup...neue75_bold
- = runny portmans..neue75_bold
- Jaline0
- she looks like a poo...neue75_bold
- I'd eat poo if it looked like thismtgentry
- morilla0
two totally different kind of women. Natalie has that thrift store sexuality with PETA sensibilities.
While Scarlett just oozes primal urges to do bad things.
- BattleAxe0
SJ!
- citizen_h0
OK OK - Scarlett has a better pair of mammagrammas!
- creative-0
Scarlett looks a bit plastic, Portman more eau natural.
To be honest I'd be punching insanely above my weight with both, but would probably have more of a chance with Portman.
Therefore my answer is Portman.
- Jaline0
NSFW
- citizen_h0
scarlett has the appearance of a dirtywee whore and would let you cover her in marmite -
i like.
but marmite i like not so much.
- OSFA0
- that's the best picture you will find of her :)Jaline
- well, that's the only one she left me when she moved out...OSFA
- dsls7point34
- Jaline is correct. She's pretty but this is the only photo where I thought "Damn!". Natalie gets a "Damn!" even if she has chickenpox.rylamar
- chickenpox and IBS.rylamar
- looks like a blow up doll.JOSF
- DaveO0
- You sick bastard.Jnr_Madison
- LOLPoint5
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAmrbee2828
- kinetic0
scarlett...i had a dream about her once.
best
dream
ever
- ian0
scarlett. I could make big fun sexy time with her.
- harlequino0
I'd be more interested in watching a "pointy tooth Gnawing Tournament" between Natalie, Kira Knightly, and Kirsten Dunst. Sort of like dogfighting. And take bets.