Do you think...
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- JackRyan
that it would be uncouth to show up to an interview with a bottle of nice scotch and two glasses?
This is serious...btw.
- Mojo0
If you're not the interviewer.. then, wait, how big is your ego?
- MrOneHundred0
It would only be uncouth if it was a bottle of bourbon.
- unless the interview is in tennessee.mrdobolina
- Bourbon is from Kentucky. Only.AndyRoss
- ok, hot shotmrdobolina
- so as long as went down this route, make fun of the way I spell whiskeee.mrdobolina
- jfletcher0
are you the interviewer or interviewee?
- Jnr_Madison0
You're not serious?
- Maybe, it could be funny, and good. Or, of bad taste...and kill everything.JackRyan
- blaw0
Seriously? I'm a solid drinker and would have a problem with it (interviewer or -ee).
Off the cuff: I admire your fresh approach to business meetings.
- Mojo0
I think bringing alcohol to an interview like that is stupid. To pull that off you'd need the person interviewing you to be a certain type of person, and you'd have to be very .. are you chuck norris?
- No, to pull that off you'd have to be negotiated a big, good ol' boy-style business deal. Not an employment opportunity.blaw
- blaw0
Would you be serving it through those plastic tits you posted?
- Because the answer changes everything.blaw
- good hire, blaw!mrdobolina
- No plastic tits, a nice tumbler...courtesy of Mr. Walker.JackRyan
- btw blaw, we should collab on some xmas ornaments.mrdobolina
- I'm up. See that, you're hooked on wood now, too! A little sawdust is good for the soul.blaw
- Killer work on those, btw. Hit me up with an email and we'll figure the project out.blaw
- will domrdobolina
- You guys do ornaments..can I get down on this?JackRyan
- Sorry I missed that note, Jack. We'll sort something out, for sure.blaw
- Mojo0
If you're considering it, what the hell - go for it. maybe they'll like you more.
- Jnr_Madison0
Some people would see the funny side but most would think you were up yourself.
- ukit0
Sure, what company doesn't want a raging alcoholic with no sense of judgement handling their corporate image. I'm sure they will hire you in a flash.
- Jnr_Madison0
+ you have nice work so you shouldn't need the gimmick.
- why not go as Thomas jefferson? his b day on sunday. Topicalcapsize
- Jnr_Madison0
You realise you're implying you think you have the job in the bag?
- JackRyan0
Thats the whole deal...so many companies are saying they see so many good books a day, and what makes you different? Well, I like scotch, and wearing tight pants,I can play guitar like no ones business, I enjoy shopping for Vans slip ons, I own 14 pairs, I like nice sweaters and chossy, I get my hair cut regularly by a beautiful girl named Amanda, what else do thay want?
- meffid0
I'd fucking do it. Or turn up drunk.... without asking QBN.
- tparsons0
I would say take the new boss out after you get hired. Unless of course you only do work for liquor brands.
I have a loaded kegerator and a few bottles of wine in the studio, but I only offer a glass to those that are already clients and have gotten to know me.
- Good thoughts, whats in your kegerator? Awesome by the way, I almost got kicked out of ACCD for that one.JackRyan
- You have to hire me btw. Ill kill it for you.JackRyan
- Haha... It switches between Pilsner or Amber from a small craft brewer here in town.tparsons
- I got a Hawaiian gf, I would be a hero if you hired a haole, not to mention her whole family.JackRyan
- ukit0
Slip some ecstasy tablets into their bottled water at the interview. I promise they will hire you then.