Help. I'm Going to be a Godfather
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- CALLES
So my godson is supposed to come out wednesday! Yes i know... someone is crazy enough to make me a godfather(it also means how great i am as a person) But anyways.... What am i supposed to do... anyone here is a godfather... i'm really fucking nervous about the whole thing
- madirish0
wtf is a godfather? outside of Brando, do these things really even exist any more? sorry, i could not imagine what the use of them could be.. .
- harlequino0
You have to learn how to make offers which others cannot refuse.
- CALLES0
hahaha... i love you how dichish you all are... i guess that would include myself
- joyride0
duh... use him to pick up chicks. as long has he's cute it's better then a puppy
- maximillion_0
you assume all responsibilty for the kid if, in the unfortunate instance, the parents are unable to do this (ie they die or party with crack fox)
- JackRyan0
"The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N."
- CALLES0
Joyride.... i always wanted to start something called "Rent-a-Baby" and you get to rent one for a stroll in a park or something to pick up girls... i guess this one is going to be for free
- madirish0
is this a religiously-derived "role"?
- yes. I think it is a catholic ivention.
http://en.wikipedia.…flashbender
- yes. I think it is a catholic ivention.
- spendogg0
it's your job to teach him things the father should not. Like how to PIITB.
- lolCALLES
- DAMN IT! I wanted to be the first to make a PIITB jokeflashbender
- harlequino0
Partially religious isn't it?
Holding the kid during baptism?
- flashbender0
I thought you meant come out - as in come out of the closet - and follow godfather CALLES' example of plying PIITB with dudes.
Actually I'm a godfather to my friends' daughter. It's pretty cool - mostly you have to get them the best gifts for birthdays and holidays. Technically - according to the Catholic Church - the godparents are responsible for the moral and religious guidance of the child. Oh and if the parents ever die the godparents are supposed to raise the child.
My friends made a horrible decision.
- 4040
I am going to be the godfather for my brothers kid whose due in about 5 weeks, I am also the godfather of my sisters baby boy.
Its a great honer, but your expected to buy the most expensive gifts at birthdays and holidays.
- CALLES0
" the godparents are responsible for the moral and religious guidance of the child"
bwahahahhahahahahahahahahahha
this is going to be interesting!
- So there's Gabriel blowing his trumpet OR this to signal the apocalypse. ;)harlequino
- Jaline0
I have too many people in my family to have this sort of thing.
- i still dont understand a word your saying JCALLES
- I mean...it's awkward making someone a godfather/mother. You have to go in order or something...Jaline
- I disagree Jaline, you have to pick the person best suited for the job.404
- AND THATS ME!!! =?CALLES
- Yeah...I guess I think about hurt feelings and such...Jaline
- CALLES0
then again a new chapter opens
- Jaline0
Hmm...I think a lot can be learned from CALLES...
- CALLES0
I;m actually not as obnoxious in person.... and my good looks are very distracting
so i guess i have godfather under my belt now?
but seriously i am very honored and i would care for this little fucker with my life
- Oh no. Are you going to change or something?Jaline
- i wouldn't change me for anything... i'm also the best man of their weedingCALLES
- In all seriousness we don't know much about you besides the woman stuff so I'm sure you're fun in other ways....Jaline
- *puts guido face... looks at jaline
"how you doing?"CALLES - We are eerily similar except I turned the best man role because I'm that big of an asshole then proceeded...flavorful
- ... to say I'm an uncle to your kids but if you want me to be the G-dfather to your first born it is going to be a boy or nothing.flavorful
- nothing* That being said it's been over 6 months since they had their first child (girl) and I still haven't seen it.flavorful
- how the hell can you afford to do that!CALLES
- oh my...Jaline