my new club
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- kelpie
ok, so Channel 4 got cold feet on my reality TV concept and Channel 5 won't move their new documentary series on people whos faces have melted off from its main slot, so I've gone back to the drawing board.
I'm starting a new electro-beat-house-tech-funk-rag... club called SEX TUNNEL next month and its going to be the best thing since like forever in music and stuff.
which brings me to the main point of this thread:
***AMAZING LOGO DESIGN CONTEST!!!11!***
In the spirit of the prevailing move toward crowdsourcing in our GREAT industry, I am giving YOU the PEOPLE the OPPORTUNITY to win AMAZING prizes in a FUN collaborative atmosphere of FUN and DESIGNING, TOGETHER with me, the client. THE WINNER will get to see their design on purely hypothetical DISPLAY on made up POSTERS and an unWEBSITE! How COOL is that?! you can be a DESIGNER too. SKILL!
so get started eh, and I'll pop back round once I've satisfied my hunger for ice cream eaten from the ass crack of my romanian secretary. She's nice, out there they appreciate the power dynamic in a professional relationship.
HAPPY designing. JOY through WORK.
- Jaline0
For you, I would join anything.
- kelpie0
oh, and no leftist death culturists allowed. I shit them.
- ian0
My work sucks ass and Im colour blind, do you forsee this being a problem? Also, do you take submissions in mac paint format?
- neue75_bold0
lolbte!
- do you want to DJ at SEX TUNNEL?kelpie
- lotr!Randd
- ME2.0!Randd
- you have to use janne as a scratching tool, then you can both playkelpie
- I like make dance...neue75_bold
- paraselene0
do you need a dominatrix?
- not now darling, I'm workingkelpie
- always..neue75_bold
- oh dearRandd
- watch yourself, kelpie. hell hath no fury...paraselene
- *counts on itkelpie
- neue75_bold0
wait, Tunnel or Funnel?
- neue75_bold0
I hope this is as fun as the "Gimme Shelter" project... kinda same theme I guess...
- same thing, but with more sex. in a tunnel. and DANCINGkelpie
- I like make dance...neue75_bold
- 7point340
this is serious thread?
- kelpie0
- done!neue75_bold
- we have booked Elen Alien in our headskelpie
- she like make trance?neue75_bold
- in Berlin, we like to make sex music with electro up our butskelpie
- kelpie0
you know the scary thing?
- madirish0
is "love tunnel" teh new "PIITB"?
- neue75_bold0
flirtini's for everyone...
- kelpie0
flirtinis with a crack chaser