large hardon safe
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- ********0
How the fuck did I know this was your thread, haha.
- 7point340
'large' hardon safe from girls who like to give hand jobs on 1st/2nd date
- ********0
It's safe because that girl is never 'coming' back.
HIGH-OHHHH!!!!
- heh... you said 'coming'7point34
- hahah yes, that's why I put it in quotes.********
- joyride0
lol... for real, girls only give handjobs if they want you to leave them alone.
- Really? Normally they just say “leave me alone”. That’s me, though.MrOneHundred
- lol... you can't just go for the goods.joyride
- joyride0
if after said date, you are invited in (or tricked in) and accept, it's on! You've got to read the fine print, but that's the law...
- ********0
I don't know why I do this, but every time I trick a girl back and I close the door ... I double lock and go, "Where's your rape whistle now." or "I have mobile phone interferers, and a walls so thick no one can hear your blood curdling screams so don't even try it."
Basically it's all variations on rape whistles and murder. Whatever tends to be on my mind at the moment.
I like challenging myself. It's like having to start all over again.
- liarJaline
- oh, you forgot your rape whistle? i've got something for you to blow. wink wink7point34
- My french is not as good as it used to be so you probably heard, "Remember where I parked the car."********
- By the way, I thought girls don't resist you?Jaline
- More fun things to say:
http://www.qbn.com/t…******** - Opposites Attract. My horrible antics and complete disregard for their emotions mesh well. It's science.********
- Also joyride can attest on how some girls can resist me like the plague, haha.********
- yes... and I call those girls bitchesjoyride
- Amen! Bitches who look better with their fucking glasses on!********
- lol... that was fucking funny though. Then Daniel swoops in for the win... oh I should use FTWjoyride
- 7point340
fun thing to do with girls:
while fucking them from behind, reach around and grab their tits and say: "wow, these feel just like my mom's"
- ummm.....errr.....I... not sure other guys would agree with you.
*backs out of roomJaline - *backs out of roomJaline
- * Blink. *********
- *Stands behind jaline
** takes nap
***thanks jalinejoyride - joyride, you'll pay for that one...Jaline
- ha! you really shouldn't be accepting money for such things... but, I think it is legal in cananadajoyride
- ummm.....errr.....I... not sure other guys would agree with you.
- boobs0
What's the matter with just hugging and kissing and groping a chick until her clothes magically fall away, and all of a sudden she's shoving her wet cooter down on your dong and shouting "I love you and I want your hot meat in me!!"
- boobs0
What's the matter with letting sex emerge from purely carnal urges?
No tricks. No fooling around. Just getting it on because you are aroused in that place and time and situation?
Is that so wrong? Is that so shallow?
- I'm shallower than a kiddie pool.********
- And a psychiatrist's wet dream.********
- I'm shallower than a kiddie pool.
- ********0
I like how no one clicked the link and went right back to talking about hand jobs and rape.
- 7point340
i clicked the link and then hijacked the thread
- vrmbr0
hahaha
- vrmbr0
haha