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• stoplying

  I went to see some bands last week and the bar was full of these young dudes with BURLY ass beards. Not some scruff, or 5 oclock shadow, but thick, haggard beards.
  I guess I missed that memo.
  Is there a hipster scenester association with beards now? Sort of a tougher emo?

  Apr 3, 08, 10:45 a.m. – Permalink

• OnesandZeros

  was the show in portland?

  and to answer your questions, yes.

  • Nope, Jersey.– stoplying1/3

    right call on Portland - beards galore, myself included.– arthur2/3

    Bridge and Tunnel scenesters, eh? Hate those fuckers. Stop vomitting in my doorway.– TheBlueOne3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:45 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  emo just takes from homosexual style

  eyeliner
  girls pants
  gaystache
  now big burly bear beard

  hopefully leather and chains comes back soon

  • you're crossing genres. beards are indie, the rest of that stuff is emo– Cultr

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:47 a.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  yes. beards are the must have fashion accessory for '08

  

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• grayhood

  http://www.worldbeardchampionshi…

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:47 a.m. – Permalink

• Daro

  Yes, beards are in.
  I personally have the Amish styled beard.

  

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• horton

  where you been hiding? beards have been enjoying a strong revival since 2005.

  • October 12, 2005 to be precise– horton1/4

    True– Mimio2/4

    yeah but those were the shorter beards. Not these grizzly adam shits. Right??– stoplying3/4

    lotsa beard can grow in 3 years.– horton4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:47 a.m. – Permalink

• OnesandZeros

  

  

  

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• asspop

  

  • fuck that– OnesandZeros1/4

    I looked like that after I shaved my afro off a few years back
    – creative-2/4

    teenwolf3 : the later years, as a security guard in a dodgy antiques shop– tank023/4

    reminds me of the movie "fur".– sea_sea4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:48 a.m. – Permalink

• sherman

  Im working on an emo beard shampoo

  • will it smell of depression and angst?– ender79

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:49 a.m. – Permalink

• Point5

  I've been rocking an annual beard every year since '95. yes, it seems a bit hipster-ish, but fuck it, I still gotta rock it.

  • agreed ~ I look funny when its gone.– sherman1/2

    me too, at least 5 years younger without it. The wife prefers the beard ;)– arthur2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:50 a.m. – Permalink

• stoplying

  I'm trying to rock one but after a week it looks horrible. Patchy and not burly. I'm not quitting yet.

  • It took me almost 4 months to get a decently filled in beard. It takes a lot of perseverance, like the iditarod– Cultr1/3

    keep it trim while it all fills out. Once I shaved mine off, took about 2 weeks to look good again.– arthur2/3

    Wow 4 months is quite a dedication. I will try for as long as I can.– stoplying3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:53 a.m. – Permalink

• vwsung18t

  i believe it's instincts that tell you when you need to grow a beard

  • or sheer laziness– morilla1/3

    i second laziness– OnesandZeros2/3

    i find my beard is more maintenance than just regular shaving - but I keep it trim.– arthur3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 10:55 a.m. – Permalink

• BattleAxe

  what if you can't grow a beard

  • What if it comes out ginger?
    (Sorry 7point34)– creative-1/6

    hahaha its cool my beard is ginger, and awful patchy, but im lazy so i look like a hobo most of the time– 7point342/6

    FUCK YOU!– flavorful3/6

    Not you as well flavorful. Poor bastard!– creative-4/6

    If it doesn't grow, rub some duck shit on your face. Oldschool trick my granddad told me, haven't tried it yet.– Ruffian5/6

    will wild duck do do, do– BattleAxe6/6

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 11:01 a.m. – Permalink

• fugged

  http://www.beardyman.co.uk/

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 11:02 a.m. – Permalink

• testpilot

  

  • Awesome.– blaw1/4

    +10 awesome typo and design– Cultr2/4

    Harris Lewine (Art Director)
    Tom Carnase (Letterer)– testpilot3/4

    WOW– moamoa4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 11:03 a.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop had a bad ass beard.

  

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 11:05 a.m. – Permalink

• 404

  

  • Spiffing old bean, just splended– creative-1/4

    jesse?– 7point342/4

    lol!– ender793/4

    HAHAHA!
    
    knack knack.– gramme4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 11:09 a.m. – Permalink

• arthur

  

  
  http://jackpassion.com

  Q. Why do you have such a big beard?
  A.You can't be a lion without a mane.

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 11:39 a.m. – Permalink

• arthur

  http://jackpassion.com/jackpassi…

  Q. What do girls think?
  A. Most of the time, they're just happy to find someone who can relate. People just stare at my chest when I’m talking, too.

  With women, it's about quality, not quantity (this is what I tell myself, anyway). There's a few girls who love beards, and largely it's because they've transcended the media-cultured influence to embrace what they yearn for with their most primitive and instinctual desires. The beard is a secondary sex characteristic of men; It’s our plumage in the animal kingdom. Physiologically, it should be attractive to women. Beard = sexual health. Sexual health = ideal mate. Ideal mate = attractive. And even if I'm talking out of my ass, just ask any girl who's gotten Jacked: Once you go Jack, you never go back!

  That being said, if it's really just that you don't want your friends to see me, I'm totally cool with being secret lovers.

  • Do you have a job?
    
    One "mission" I'm on, if you will....– sikma1/2

    basically he's a high tech bum– sikma2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 3, 08, 11:41 a.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  My beard is actually a compensation for the lack of a chin.

  

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