Birthday present
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- P-A-T
It's one of my junior designer's bday in a couple days... I'm shit at bday ideas, any suggestions?
- 7point340
dick in a box
- i have one of those - got it at a white-elephant exchange last yearbulletfactory
- it was of course sans-dickbulletfactory
- P-A-T0
hilar... but no.
- harlequino0
One of these, maybe
- detritus0
Get a large tupperware and some birthday candles - have everyone in the office shit into the tupperware, affix the candles gaily, close box, then stick in fridge. Your colleague will be delighted, I assure you.
- cut out the middle man... ahve everyone shit directly in fridge7point34
- happy birthday you knob... clean it or your fired7point34
- Shitting ..directly.. into the fridge? Unheard of genius! I applaud the frugality of your effort.. so serene - so sublime!detritus
- its zen... like 2 lesbians puking heartily into each other's moufs7point34
- Next stop - oral plop share!detritus
- _salisae_0
membership to a museum
- Spookytim0
Pat's already left in disgust I think. Funny, I've never seen her name on here before, yet she's been a member since 06, same as me. Do lots of people sign up and just watch the conversations from a big auditorium?
- no just your posts... have any aluminum foil.?.. you could use a new hat7point34
- Jnr_Madison0
Fucking car tax disc.
- Whoops, wrong thread.Jnr_Madison
- No, thats still a valid birthday suggestion.ian
- No but... good gift idea, so its all good!Spookytim
- CURSE THESE SIMULTANEOUS GREAT MNDS THINKING ALIKE!!!Spookytim
- hahahaha!ian
- neue75_bold0
I did a shit on your mum,
I did a shit on your mum,
I did a shit on your mum,
and she rather liked it.I did a shit on your dad,
I did a shit on your dad,
I did a shit on your dad,
and he rather liked it.I did a shit on your shit,
I did a shit on your shit,
I did a shit on your shit,
Irony completed.
- 7point340
poor P-A-T
she will be missed
- Raniator0
opposite sex? fuck them.
same sex? pantone mug.
- bigotted against the gays are you?7point34
- i was talking from my point of view, i'm straight. i see your point though.Raniator
- Fuck them with a pantone mug.Jnr_Madison
- HAHAHAHA.
QBN Award.Spookytim - and men wonder why women think they are treated differently...Jaline
- donkey punch with pantone mug7point34
- wolf bag with pantone mug?Raniator
- Also, can I have both? Everything. All. Of it.Jaline
- erm... can you elaborate, please?Raniator
- give the pantone mug as a present. offer to make tea. pour water in mug, unzip pants, dip balls. repeat7point34
- Shit coloured pantone mug.Jnr_Madison
- I see you are a bit nervous. It's okay. Sshhhhhh...Jaline
- ha ha.. teabaggin a pantone mug.Jnr_Madison
- Jaline, you want a donkey punch?Raniator
- Jnr_Madison0
European Sharking DVD Best Bits.
- P-A-T0
Nuf shit already - god! Gillian McKeith has really given you all a complex...
P-A-T is back, never left really. Just miss the old newstoday site. This one is so flashy, I don't know where to click - apart from the red dot.
- Jnr_Madison0
P-A-T is back, like 1984.
- Life on P-A-T.Jnr_Madison
- Ashes to P-A-TJnr_Madison
- is talking in third person back as well? 7.34 cant wait!7point34
- Neither can him.Jnr_Madison
- Spookytim0
"P-A-T is back" has a touch of the Noel Edmonds about it if you don't mind me saying so. Its probably wiser to asume people may not recollect you as it projects humbleness and humility... endearing attributes.
At the moment I picture you in bright dungarees with big plastic glasses on and a comedy car horn... HONKHONK.
- +beanpaste. lets not forget the beanpaste7point34
- One question.. deal or no deal.Jnr_Madison
- P-A-T0
82 actually, but whativs. Junior is alright, into his bands, bmx, illustrations, graffiti. Anyone got any other suggestions?
- P-A-T0
Great visual. But no, that is not P-A-T. I'm not asking anyone to assume I'm humble or endearing.
- harlequino0
how about a gift certificate for music, bike shop, wahtev? he can get what he wants.
