Stern mentor looking for attractive noob 1717 Responses

Last post: 5 months, 2 weeks ago | Thread started: Mar 22, 08, 6:39 p.m.

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• AndyRoss

  Everyone knows I've got lots I can teach. So, if you meet these requirements, I could maybe see my way clear to helping you out of your uninitiated and inexperienced pathetic situation:

  1) You must smell nice.
  2) Attractive females only, and no mistake.
  3) Utterly devoted, without question.
  4) Docile.
  5) Tactile.
  6) Smooth.
  7) Flirty.
  8) Satin, satin, satin.
  9) Good with hands.
  10) Tango expert.
  11) Trim.
  12) Dirty-minded dreamer.
  13) Good with the books and bank transfers.

  Mar 22, 08, 6:39 p.m. – Permalink

• Spookyhome

  I score three out of ten of the possible thirteen, do you have a reserves list I could go on?

  

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  Dog-earMar 23, 08, 1:43 a.m. – Permalink

• mmatthews

  This had a lot of potential. C-

  

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  Dog-earMar 23, 08, 3:18 a.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  I think you're gonna have to look to the far-east to get 13 out of 13

  

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  Dog-earMar 23, 08, 4:55 a.m. – Permalink

• TheBlueOne

  Tactile?

  • You know, something you can feel.– AndyRoss

  

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  Dog-earMar 23, 08, 5:37 a.m. – Permalink

• boobs

  I'm everything but good with my hands.

  • judging by ur username, it doesnt matter that ur not good with ur hands, as long as the person next to you is.– Samush

  

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  Dog-earMar 23, 08, 6 p.m. – Permalink

• robotron3k

  smooth! that can only be smooth shiny front, and that could only mean sound like Club Ken would be a good suitor for you...
  

  

  

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  Dog-earMar 23, 08, 6:07 p.m. – Permalink

• AndyRoss

  He misses out on feature number 1. And Number 2. Pretty questionable on all the rest, too.

  

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  Dog-earMar 23, 08, 6:17 p.m. – Permalink

• AndyRoss

  OK. I'll drop the tango requirement...

  • Then I'm in. Call me. *bats eyes– kona1/2

    Well, you pass number 7!– AndyRoss2/2

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 2:25 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  QBN is going south...

  • *Chuckles. Me and my dirty mind…– creative-

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 2:26 p.m. – Permalink

• kona

  I forwarded this to CALLES Andy. She should be contacting you soon.

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 2:27 p.m. – Permalink

• BonSeff

  

  • look at that tongue....or mouth...whichever...– Jaline1/3

    Am I waiting for something to happen Jaline?– creative-2/3

    It's pink! It's already happened.– AndyRoss3/3

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 2:27 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  I was planning on posting a list like this on dating sites when I start dating dating. What a rip.

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 2:44 p.m. – Permalink

• AndyRoss

  So, Llyod you're saying I ripped you off because I did it before you?

  • yess– Llyod

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 5:08 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  I’ve got all but 2 and 13, baby, but I am willing to go the extra mile for this opportunity (see 3)

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 5:19 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  I don't know if you really want a female who is good with bank transfers.

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 5:22 p.m. – Permalink

• AndyRoss

  Bank transfers are so sexy though.

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 6:24 p.m. – Permalink

• wendog

  I checked your work, no thanks

  • Second that. Your work samples are way too small.– jteore

  

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  Dog-earMar 24, 08, 7:11 p.m. – Permalink