Need to pick up a few tips on web design?

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  • hoopy

    Help is at hand from Mark Chaffer... learn a few
    tricks from the master.

    http://www.chaffagraffix.co.uk/i…

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  • Raniator0

    blimey. i was just about to label you as a spammer, but that shit is pure gold. there are a few people here who need that site in their life.

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  • Jimbo820

    *bookmark*

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    • Spookytim0

      Yet another practicioner making significant headway into my niche.

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      • Anyone who still uses the phrase D.T.P. is a winner in my eyescreative-
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    • Spookytim0

      Wow, I love how long it takes to load the CV, almost as though he's typing it out live on request.

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    • creative-0

      You would benefit from a site like that Spooky

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      • Spookytim0

        Hey, HEY... I wrote the GODDAM BOOK on sites like that. Assholes like this guy wouldn't be HALF as competent were it not for my PIONEERING WORK in the field all the way back when you all were still using fax machines and dreaming of the day they went four colour.

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        • creative-0

          A what machine? I am only 25 so have no idea what a Fax is

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          • subimage0

            web 4.0

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            • Spookytim0

              Fax Machines: Early incarnation of the internet.

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              • creative-0

                Ha, I can just imagine the dot matrix porn now

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                  • Yep, that's pretty much how it arrived and you had to carefully re-space it all with a Pritt-Stick and scalpel.Spookytim
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                • Jimbo820

                  NSFW

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                  • Samush0

                    don't want to over step the line here or anything but people like that guy should be sprayed in the face with a fire truck hose so they wake up a little.

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