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- TheBlueOne
OK, um..strange question. I've got this intense self defense seminar thing I'm signed up for tomorrow and I was just reading the email and it says to bring a mouthpiece and a cup.
Mouthpiece I got, but I've never bought a nad protector before. Any insight into this? Do they come in sizes? Are their different ones for different activities? I don't expect much help from the miniumu wage asshats at the sporting good shop...
And I fully expect really snarky and insulting replies. That's ok as long as I get some decent information/insights as well...
Thanks.
- 7340
hahaha 'do they come in sizes'
honestly i dont know, but im picturing you walking in there asking for the magnum
- Or the 'Winkle'detritus
- One would have to, no?TheBlueOne
- What class are you taking??
They do come in sizes. S, M, Ldirtydesign
- doesnotexist0
they come in a few sizes i think, youth + adult, they're not too specific. they're all equally as uncomfortable.
- Figured as much.TheBlueOne
- actually it's more like S, M, L, XLKhurram
- JackRyan0
They do come in sizes. Don't get one thats too small. Make sure all your junk fits inside, if its too small and fits incorrectly...your balls slip out and get caught between the cup and your body, which is painful.
- Spookytim0
- that looks to go on the other end you gimp734
- dirty old man. back to your airplanes and pdfs734
- Its a potato masher.Spookytim
- you're a potato masher734
- it's an anal plug!mirrorball
- ITS A POTATO MASHER YOU FILTHY SORTS! CLINK I AND SEE FOR YOURSELFSpookytim
- rofffffffflllllllll
best thread post EVER hahahMojo
- morilla0
unless they shatter.
- TheBlueOne0
*wondering if Jaline will contribute something to the thread.
- Haydesign0
In the uk there are things called a "Cricket box" good solution.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA…You'll need a tight pair of pants for it or one of these...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Athletic-S…- EBay? Are they second hand?detritus
- ...have they been dipped in tea?TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
So you need the whole support rigging for the damn thing? Nothing that'll just fit into a pair of briefs then?
*the total feeling of FAIL I have at this moment is terrifying
- a tight pair of briefs wil hold it in when playing cricket. but if your kicking and jumping about like a big fairy it might fall out and litter the floor with your dead pubes! LOLHaydesign
- They're not so much into fairy kicking as they are into eye and nad gouging i think...TheBlueOne
- Spookytim0
Just tuck it all between your legs and hold it there with boob tape.
- boob tape?TheBlueOne
- I don't think they make gonad tape. Wow! Could be a niche! Where's my accountant?Spookytim
- you know, so you can tape them together so they appear crosseyed734
- your accountant is busying himself in the bathroom with the 'potato masher'734
- OnesandZeros0
Why you gotta insult the minimum wage worker?
- chossy0
Dinae go without oe I kicked a guy on the cock once and he ran to the bogs so I ran after him and he had his whalloper in his hands when I got there and he was bleeding from the end of it :'(
- flashbender0
just swagger into the sports shop and ask them if they have a cup that holds a 12" dong.
- just get a large drink cup from mcdonalds and some duct tape734
- hahaflashbender
- the looks when you walk in with that poking out the front your your pants would be classic734
- TheBlueOne0
I'm starting to think I should buy a small frying pan and stick it in my shorts....
- detritus0
I'm starting to think .. actually, have done ever since you first posted your dilemma .. that you should just turn tail and run like buggery.
- is that the yankish thing to do?734
- What?? And turn me into a biscuit-dipper!! Never!TheBlueOne
- *holds hands up* I have no problem admitting I'm a coward in the face of voluntary violence. No dishonour here.detritus
- creative-0
Stand tall and take it like a man
- Khurram0
hey bro, it's pretty standard equipment at my Muay Thai gym - and pretty fucking necessary when you're hard sparring with knees and elbows and shit.
I use a pretty standard groin guard, £7, reinforced plastic, snug fit, works a treat:
http://www.kickboxingshop.com/pr…
You can go for metal or leather guards if you want (leather being top end, set you back £30-35), but i dont see why you'd want to if its just a demonstration class.... unless its a comfort thing
- What so pretty about your groin guard Khurram?Spookytim
- Nothing bro, it's just a standard one. You usually wear them on the inside of your shorts, so they dont need to be "pretty"Khurram
- But, you said "a pretty standard groin guard"Spookytim
- Thanks man.TheBlueOne
- "pretty" in this sense means approximately. Some words have doubly meanings.Khurram
- I know mate, sorry, shot joke but its friday afternoon and I'm killing time.Spookytim
- shot joke = shit jokeSpookytim
- Groin safety is no joke...Khurram
- :DKhurram
- Khurram0
And yes they do come in sizes, you do NOT wanna go for a small one, unless you want squished testicles. But you also dont want it loose
- Spookytim0
I couldn't find one to fit me and in the end I had to write to Volkswagen and get the hood off a 1976 Beetle.
- TheBlueOne0
Not a demonstration class - they teach knife defence, multiple attackers. The instructor generally teachers law enforcement and military. Doing a rare one off 5 hour class in NY:
I think I'm definitely going to need a cup.
- dude, yoiu're gonna need a cup for the cup.harlequino
- 5 hours? that's it? it takes months of repeat training to get a person trained to the point of where defense is automatic.Point5