9 Signs You Shouldn't Hire THAT Web Guy 44 Responses

Last post: 8 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Feb 28, 08, 4:14 p.m.

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• -kappa-

  1. He Calls Himself a "Webmaster"

  2. He's a FrontPage Expert

  3. He'll Submit Your Website to [Inflated Number Here] Search Engines

  4. He Wants a "Designed By ...." Plug on the Bottom of Every Page

  5. He Created a Cool Website for [Insert Family Member / Friend Here]

  6. He Can Make You a Great Splash Page Flash Animation

  7. He Mentions He's a HTML Expert

  8. He'll Fit a Cool Counter on Your Site

  9. He'll Place a "Best If View in..." Message on Your Website

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  Feb 28, 08, 4:14 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  Seems I need to update my CV then…

  

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  Dog-earFeb 28, 08, 4:15 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  Frontpage. It's the main thing I use at work.
  *shudder

  • I have a certificate to prove my expertise in Frontpage, by the way– Jaline1/6

    haha!– pr22/6

    HFS, Jaline - get that changed, NOW, FP is an abomination.– detritus3/6

    I CAN'T. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT>– Jaline4/6

    It's the Government ... and you're on teh Front Page of it!– flavorful5/6

    OMG your serious...– -kappa-6/6

  

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  Dog-earFeb 28, 08, 4:15 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  I'm a Web xXMasterXx

  • masterbating web pics dont count unless you are JazX– e-pill

  

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  Dog-earFeb 28, 08, 4:16 p.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  10. He uses tables and questions the validity of learning CSS?

  • hahahaa!– flavorful1/3

    thats tits– dskz2/3

    I see what you did there...– underlow3/3

  

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  Dog-earFeb 28, 08, 4:19 p.m. – Permalink