The devil =:E
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- chossy
My kitten is the devil!!!
(this is gross by the way)
Last night I got home from work and needed to do a toilet cake so I went to the toilet and began, literally as soon as it got to the point of no return my kitten pawed the door wide open, she looked at me then sauntered off to the living room, leaving me exposed, I soldiered on as best I could, everything going as smoothly as these things can go, until I heard my flat mates keys in the door!!!, he entered and I said 'nooo.... god no please don't look at me' it was too late :'( I had been caught on the plop.
- kelpie0
hhahahahahahahaha
- roundabout0
"Last night I got home from work and needed to do a toilet cake?"
What are you, on CRACK.
- Spookytim0
I am fucking dying over here.
- skt0
hahahaha chossy.
- kelpie0
it begs the question Chossy; with such an evil cat, why leave the door unlocked?
This is only the start, it won't just be the door she's clawing before too long.
- RoomFive0
hahahahahaha, ah man I just laughed out loud really bad in the office and everyone's looking at me! lol
- Fariska0
Have revenge: Shave him/her.
- detritus0
ha ha ha - little bastard! At least he turned tail and left - there's nothing quite so unsettling as a cat sneaking in, then just sitting, watching as you express yourself to the sewers. The thing is - you know it's purposeful - you know how much shame they feel when they do their thing - so it's not like they're unaware of their effect.
Evil creatures.
- christoff0
HAHA.
i just wee'd myself a little bit.
- Corvo0
ahah @ toilet cake
- Corvo0
lesson: always greet your pets first when you get home, otherwise they will hunt and greet you down.
- creative-0
Good thing it wasn't in Jaline's toilet else upon the flush your toilet cake would have been making its way out of the bathroom and down the stairs.
- roundabout0
That pretty tame to what happen to me with my last cat, evil basterd, I tell yeah.
It was late at night 3am, and my cat got into my bedroom and jumped onto me bed trying to wake me up, me to tiered to wake- up I just let the cat walk about on my bed hoping she would go away, the next thing I know the cat is biting my head, still trying to wake me up. At that time are house did not have central heating, and would get very cold at night, so sometimes the cat would get under the bed covers with me to warm up. So me thinking the cat was cold, let the cat into me bed to warm up.
So there we are, me and the cat getting warmed up under the bed covers, but to me surprise the cat is very warm, to the point of hot. And then the nightmare begins. I start to get this odd smell from under me bed covers, and it’s getting stronger and stronger, by this time I am now almost awake so I turn on the light to investigate the smell, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I get out of bed, and what to I FIND!!!!!, the cat has done an almighty SHIT in my bed, and it is fucking everywhere, on me, on the cat, all over the bed, Cat SHIT everywhere.
The cat is now looking at me with a smug little grin on his face, FUCKER, the cat then walks of my bed, and onto my white table I have next to my bed, squats down and begins to wipe it ass across my white table, leavening a big skid mark in the process. The cat then jumps off the table, and casually strolls out of my room like he has not got a care in the world, leaving me with the fucking mayhem
So let have a little recap shell we, its 3am, I have to get up at 5am, there is SHIT everywhere, on me, in my bed, and on my white bedroom table. Now that is a Fucking evil cat.
- what did you do to her before?Fariska
- As soon as I read "So me thinking the cat was cold, let the cat into me bed to warm up" I started laughing :)detritus
- AHHAHAA. I almost spilled the coffee at the "biting my head part", actually spilled it on the "warm" part.ESKEMA
- Yeah, it;s fuck uproundabout
- lolJaline
- ESKEMA0
ahahaha. my roommate's cat is always trying to do the same to me. but I can reach the door seated so I always win over the little evil bastard
- creative-0
This is why dogs are better than cats
- Jaline0
HAHAHAHAhahahaha
This is so hilarious to me, for some reason. Thanks for starting my day off well :)
- YAYPaul0
My cats also like to come in the bathroom while i'm taking a seat, however they tend to just walk in to the shower and meow for no reason.
The evil thing they do, not everytime thankfully, is to wait for something to be washed (sheets, throws, clothes, whatever) and then they precision puke on it. Not a lot just enough for you to have to wash it again. Bastards
- creative-0
"My cats also like to come in the bathroom while i'm taking a seat..."
You got some strange shit going on there...