Things I have learned in my life (so far) 3131 Responses

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• Anders

  1. Reading the preface in a book does not make me happy.

  2. My dreams is telling me when I'm an idiot. Remember to stock up on uppers.

  Feel free to add to this list. Maybe afterwards we can write them in water or something.

  Feb 19, 08, 4:41 a.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  Yes I'd like to write in water also.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 4:43 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Those with cash upfront have a massive head start on the rest of us.

  • I should have numbered this but didn't.– Spookytim

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 4:55 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  3. Actually, no one's really sure.

  • And if they claim to be, they're either delusional, psychotic or malicious.– detritus

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 4:59 a.m. – Permalink

• Mojo

  I like turtles

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:03 a.m. – Permalink

• neue75_bold

  4. I'm not there yet...
  5. I'm not sure I want to be...

  • Hear hear.
    ( or Here Here,
    depending on which is correct)– Spookytim1/2

    the former.– paraselene2/2

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:12 a.m. – Permalink

• pascii

  1. to be blessed with brain brings problems
  2. sex is not love
  3. life is much more important than work
  4. patience is the key

  • If patience is the key, what is the door, and what lies on the other side...?– Spookytim1/2

    #3 is true, just wish i could tell my brain that– Wesnology612/2

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:14 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  A Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

  • HA! Whilst it should be true - have you actually had the luxury of learning your interpretation?– detritus1/2

    No. no I have not. :(
    In fact I have a client who puts this to test every month without fail.– ian2/2

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:16 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  6) I have an infinite capacity for self-delusion and underminement.

  ...

  7) Underminement is not a word.

  • It takes 40 independant uses in a single year period to qualify as one.– Spookytim1/3

    I think no. 6 is already covered in my post above…– ian2/3

    Yes, but you didn't number it, DID YOU?! HMM... DID YOU?! NO. NO!! 6 IS MINE NOW AND FOR EVER MORE! BWAA HA!– detritus3/3

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:20 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  8) While 'embiggen' isn't a word, if there were justice in the world it would be. Ergo vis-a-vis, there's no justice.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:23 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Finding the second item, at home, on a list of things believed stolen from your studio does not mean the first item was not stolen. It was.

  • Break-in? Employees? Acquaintances?– blaw

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:24 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  Curry always tastes better the next day.
  This also applies to, but is not limited to; lasagne, stew and chili.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:27 a.m. – Permalink

• blaw

  "1. Reading the preface in a book does not make me happy."

  This is true.

  • Usually the same thing that is printed on the book jacket, just longer.– Anders

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:29 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  9) skt just isn't as funny as me.

  • +! maxiPad ultra
    cashback offer!– detritus1/5

    I'm also taking this note.– detritus2/5

    and this one.– detritus3/5

    DENIED!– detritus4/5

    Me– chossy5/5

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:30 a.m. – Permalink

• neue75_bold

  10. Sagmeister did it first...

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:31 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  11) You can't trust the Irish.

  • I resemble that remark...partially…– TheBlueOne1/2

    How so? Your nose? Eyes? Posture?– detritus2/2

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:32 a.m. – Permalink

• Raniator

  11. neue75_bold did it second...

  • dammit!– Raniator

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:32 a.m. – Permalink

• neue75_bold

  12. Jenny will always remain a mystery....

  • the monday patient on "in treatment" turns to to be jenny– Randd

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 5:34 a.m. – Permalink

• teleos

  13. love wins.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 6:01 a.m. – Permalink

• Anders

  14. Worshipping Sagmeister feels great in the beginning and become a drag later on.

  15. Shit is for free.

  • + I really hate that you can't edit your posts.– Anders

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 6:43 a.m. – Permalink

• TheBlueOne

  16. Never underestimate the power of a hissy fit.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 19, 08, 6:45 a.m. – Permalink