this is my monday?
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- ********
i got nearly no sleep last night. im exhausted and im sitting here at a boring job on a monday morning and all you guys got for me is "weak animals" and more threads about urban outfitters?
- detritus0
Ask yourself - how are you improving everyone else's Monday?
- I, for one, would be the first to admit that I am not. Though this admission may just change that.detritus
- *does a little jig*detritus
- Hey now, you've already helped to change mine, so chin up there!ian
- *pulls part-y-popper string*
woohoo!detritus - * looks for party hat, can't find one, places boxer shorts on head in lieu and joins the partaaay!ian
- ********0
you know what smarty ass?
... yeah i got nothing. too early
points to you for playing though. kudos
- Spookytim0
734, Have you tried singing about this? I'm feeling something quite ballady and sad, but with hope for a better life coming through quite strongly in the chorus.
Go on, sing it. Its a torchsong. We'll be on Broadway next year.
I'll be at the back though, eating pork.
- this is my monday: an all pork review
starring keanu reeves as 734********
- this is my monday: an all pork review
- creative-0
What would you like us to do for you to cheer you up?
- ********0
more sleep would be outstanding. if someone could send over a mindless drone to replace me at my desk that would be super. i have a feeling im going to fall face first onto the floor during our monday morning meeting (sorry for all those expecting a jesse jensen refernce)
actually a moderately trained monkey could probably do my job. all he has to do is sit on QBN for 8 hours and pretend to be working.
..and pretend to be funny
- ********0
on a happier note i watched dr. strangelove this weekend. peter sellers fucking kills me in that movie
- "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"ribit
- 'he'll see the big board!'********
- ********0
ok youre sorry too...
ok, demitri, you are just as sorry as i am...
can you imagine how embarrassed i am, demitri?
- ********0
- Jaline0
Do you guys have President's Day off? We're supposed to have Family Day off, but government employees don't since it's a provincial holiday, not federal. So I have work to do...
- ********0
no, no president's day... is that today? horse shit! damned unobserved holidays!!! i need to start my own religion so i can have random days off whenever i feel like sleeping in.
anyone want to send me money so i dont have to wor... i mean so i can fulfill my calling as a prophet?... extra holidays!... any takers?
- cbass990
I loved your monday thread. so similar.