Bad Design "Critique".
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- TeganTorch0
"sucks goat shit. big time."
- madirish0
"my god that's haggard"
- 53feet0
mine is, "WTF is that?"
- tetedecat0
"yes, I agree, it doesn't work....but it sells" from my CD
sad. very sad.i'm quitting.soon.
- t_rock0
"I'm not feeling it..."
drives me nuts.
- trooper0
someone should create a virus whos mission is to rid the world of comic sans :(
- trooper0
and the phrase that makes my stomach turn is..
"can you just..."
- trooper0
"My 9yr old son is really talented... i think i'll get him to do our logo as you're too expensive"
i kid you not!
- Raniator0
"I quite like it, but what is going there?"
*points to white space
"Nothing, you cunt".
- ximeraLabs0
"Well... it's getting there. Maybe the guy we use for our print stuff can have a look at it...?"
- trooper0
im having to instruct an egyption designer via MSN. its not going well... having given him numerous samples of the quality of work i want and the content in full hes knocked something out that looks like a basic MSWord document... dude has no concept of grid, balance, use of imagery, typography, colour, graphics... its DRIVING ME NUTS and hes now having a cow with me over it saying im unreasonable
its like showing luxury cars to someone and saying we need to produce something to compete with those and then they produce a battered fiat panda
GRRRRR!
- update: Fiat panda is too close... so lets say a cheapo plastic market skateboard from the 80'strooper
- ivanb0
"make it pretty, you know, so it works..." - client
"what does pretty mean?" - me
"you are fired!" - client
"thanks" - me (staying poor but happy)
- pixelchef0
"hmmmm, we'll call this a learning curve"
- pixelchef0
"i like the logo"
- pixelchef0
"not my cup of tea"
- ukit0
"Can you make it suck less?"
- Josev0
"We feel if we see paper, we're not getting our money's worth" -- meaning white space.
I left that meeting and went to a bar.
- MrOneHundred0
We really like it, but...