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If you could be granted one wish what would it be?
*Conditions apply - you can't wish for more wishes.
- Llyod0
that I cut bill gates neck to nuts
- rtr0
i wish Lloyd would cut bill gates neck to nuts
- MrOneHundred0
This would be a real eye opener, and would probably end up bad for me, but I wish everyone would get what they deserve.
- 53feet0
I'd definitely be wishing for a QBN wish thread.
- JKilla770
I wish I had an RV that never needed gas ever oh and it could travel across the ocean. That would be sweet.
- detritus0
A smaller penis.
- What would I really wish for? To be God, of course!detritus
- are you saying your penis is bigger than gods? or is this a separate theme?********
- There don't appear to be any pictures of humungous religious vibrators in Google, so I don't know how to answer you..detritus
- and.. ..well, there's no way to say this without innuendo.. There's a niche that needs filling - Religious dildos.detritus
- Virgin Mary.. no, fuckit.. Mother Theresa blow up dolls.detritus
- you have a gift my friend********
- He's basically saying he wants his penis to be so small, it is reduced to the size of a clitoris.kalkal
- ********0
i wish that machine that made hot chicks from weird science actually existed
- You should win a Nobel peace prize with ideas like that.JKilla77
- i was up against al gore, and apparently 'global warming' was a big buzz word that year... fucker********
- kerus0
+1 to mr 734's statement
- JackRyan0
I wish I was on the beach.
- Mojo0
I wish I could lose all the characteristics of my personality and psyche that hold me back from achieving my ambitions sooner.
- kalkal0
I wish that the value of one is swapped with 10, yesterday.
- ********0
Three men - a Icelandic farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Dane
are all working together one day.They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.The Icelander, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Iceland.'POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
The land in Iceland was forever fertile for farming.Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
Around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans, Danes or Icelanders can come in our precious land.'POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Dane says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'The Dane sits down, opens up a Carlsberg, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'
- emukid0
to make every single one of you fuckers talk to my fist
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- Llyod0
actually fuck it. I wish the pilates class weren't taking over all the space at my gym.
- SteveJobs0
a hoverboard. can we fucking get these invented already???
- kalkal0
I don't think I'd want infinite wealth. It'd feel like cheating. You know, all your life, you work towards something. What do you do when you have everything you wanted and not a worry in the world?
Class A drugs thats what.
So now you know now what to wish for kids. Drugs are bad.