I keep drawing a wemon...
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- ********
I keep drawing a wemon with a TOO BIG HEAD.
Her head's too fucking big!
I can't draw her head right!
GOD-DAMNED FUCKING LARGE FUCKING HEADED FUCKING ABBERATION.Sorry. I got them big head wemon's blooz.
- chossy0
arsehole
- ********0
Chossy, you surprise me. I thought you'd be more sympathetic to a bit of artistic crisis.
- ha ha nah I just thought it was funny :D simply responding with 'arsehole' he he buy and FTO you n00bchossy
- Maybe its your fault. Maybe weoms head are TOO SMALL. Hmmm...********
- invisiblechamber0
cheer up! small head blooz ees even mutch worze.
- TheBlueOne0
Draw the head first...
- chossy0
Make her have a massive fanny hole then it will even itself out :D
- canuck0
Lets see it
- ********0
Ah yes, the old 'gigantic fanny' optical trick as employed by the Classical Dutch School. Based as it is on divine proportions, it stand sto reason that a weom with an uncharacteristically large head will be absolutely fine as long as her plushy is as big as a horse.
- chossy0
A horse indeed, now you have the knowhow you've just got to get the hand make how I believe in you now go go construct this woman but pay close attention to the poonty tang but don't get too close or that sucker will eat you up yo!.
- HAHA, I'm scared and falling off in equal measure.********
- HAHA, I'm scared and falling off in equal measure.
- ********0
her bewbs should be bigger than her head
3 bewbs is better than 2
- chossy0
hell yeah'ses draw like 50 teets on her.
- chossy0
when you say 'bewbs' out loud you have to take two seconds to say the 'ew' bit or it doesn't work, thats rules and jesus made rules when he was writing the dictionary.
- ********0
I don't say Bewbs so it doesn't affect my statuterry rights.
I say Boowabs.
- chossy0
The rule applys to the 'boo' bit also I am very firm about this.
- ********0
Okay. So,
Booo-oo(1banana2banana)oo-abs.
- chossy0
You may also say teetays but I don't observe any rule regarding this word cheifly because there isn't one and in addition to this varyance I guess is the key to this little bobby dazzler.
- ********0
Teetays makes me think of Stevie Wonder and the reason for that is that on the album Innervisions he sings "Livin' JUUUST enuff, JUUUst EENUFF, for tha TEETAY".
Booooooooowabs.
I just remembered that at college we called em 'Milky Bowarbs'
- chossy0
lovely stuff.