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- Jaline0
+1 for k0na's wife.
- chossy0
When she comes to let you in fuck her :D
- chossy0
Reading what I wrote, just then, makes me wonder why I didn't get laid till later in life, probably cause I didn't say cool shit like I did just then yo!!.
I'm going to make a promise to myself to say more cool shit like above. awwwwww yaaahhhheeeeeaaasss!!!
- chossy0
Did you get her beefed aye guid lad :D, see when she is walking out the door smack her on the rump and say something witty like.
"I don't need a key to get into your house, which means your vasheena yo!, now get out of here you crazy baby"
open a beer at the same time that drives chicks super hot awesome wild.!!!!
- chossy0
When you trick the girls into coming home with you make sure you consult my book of VERY VERY cool things to say :D
- kona0
*walks over to door in front of girl*
"let me just control-alt-delete this clothing of yours baby"
*hits control-alt-delete on keyboard* *snort laughs* *a bit of drool comes out*
- harlequino0
where are those sneaky Home Depot girls when you need them?
- JackRyan0
This happened to me once...and I felt like some kind of awesome when I used that credit card trick to pop the door open, it was amazing. Sure, I fucked up my Safeway club card, but it was pretty rad.
- rafalski0
Had you jailbroken your iphone, you'd have a decent edition of solitaire to play now.
Is this "unable to break in" a recurring issue in your life?
- TheBlueOne0
So, kona gets locked out of his house and the first thing he does is bitch about it on QBN while sitting out in the cold?
I'm kinda tossed up on whether that's very cool, or oddly sad..and whether I would do the same thing...
- kona0
these doors aren't built for that jackryan. that was one of the first things that crossed my mind after i got locked out. actually, thta was the second thing, the first thing was thinking of how bad it would really be if i tried to kick the door in at 6:45 in the morning. thank god i didn't try. what a mess that would have been.
all is well now, the wifey let me in after laughing her ass off at me as she mocked me from the outside door looking in for a good minute or two before she opened it and let me in.
spare keys for everybody this weekend!
- *send spare keys and list of all valuable items in house. You know..for..um..insur... purposes.TheBlueOne
- ..insurance purposes, that is.TheBlueOne
- ginsu knife set. bart simpson chia pet. industrial strength whoopie cushion. hedge sheers. that's about it.kona
- spendogg0
Kona, Smash, Dooooor
- _salisae_0
We're skipping over the most important question here, why did you switch jackets?
- normally i would sacrifice warmth for fashion, but today it's brutally cold. had to bundle up.kona
- ...and did you make some bacon before heading back out?TheBlueOne
- unfortunately i did not. i grabbed the next best thing... a push pop.kona
- kona0
- flashbender0
OR you could just always lock the door from the outside with the key - that way it is impossible to get locked out. Kind of like a VW.
WiFi is neat.