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- ninjasavant0
holler.
- bliznutty0
hi noob :)-
some of us aren't designers - we are just here to fuck with you!!
- OSFA0
Welcome!
We'll start trainning tomorrow morning at 8:00am. Please bring 2 number 2 pencils, a notepad, 1 red marker, some bbq sauce, latex masks for the whole class, honey and chains (no preference).
Calles will be your guide through our forums and will explain to you most of our procedures. By the way, he'll also share with you, the hottest strip clubs in the nation.
After the tour you will be introduced to Jaline and Jawks, please be careful entering the room since these two wild cats love getting frisky in public places. (we'll explain that later) After their instruction, you will be taken to kona's room, where besides admiring his pythons, you'll learn about work-out techniques in the nude demonstrated by him and flav. Oh and hobos. Don't ask me.At noon, detritus will join you for lunch and some girl talk. Listen carefully, and don't stare.
After lunch, you'll join the rest of the gang, be careful with JackRyan (the guy in the low cut v neck) Crouwel (the judgemental guy) and Point5 (well, the ackawrdly big and strong yet oh so feminine guy).
Follow the rules, bring lots of singles and your parent's permission. You'll be fine.
- hahaha you're fucken crazy!CALLES
- man, I left so many peeps out...I better prepare a bigger one for the next noob...OSFA
- HAHAHA!kona
- Wanna see mah neeeples?JackRyan
- By the way, I'm not pregnant, but jox is having a baby.Jaline
- just look in Filter for 2000+ pics of Jack's nipples...e-pill
- FEMININE?! is this from my "I think I'm QBN emo comment" earlier?Point5
- Hahaha!OSFA
- Ridiculous Count: 004-10flavorful
- She's looking at me, I know it.
DON'T STARE AT IT! I KNOW IT'S HORRIBLE! BUT WHAT CAN I DO?detritus
- mrdobolina0
irashaimasu
- practicing, eh?TheBlueOne
- rosetta stone.mrdobolina
- hai.TheBlueOne
- emukid0
welcome, my son, welcome to the machine
- kona0
hello and welcome. i'd say your name but i kinda forgot it from the page before. no matter. you're my new best friend. call me every five minutes. i'm kona. as you've heard i like to work out. i also like sleeping. and crying. and sleep crying. and crying while i pretend to be asleep and many more variations of the two. what else. oh yeah, my pythons, "crocket" and "tubs". watch out for them. calles looks like a chick, but he's a dude, don't let his beautiful black flowing hair and feminine features fool you like it did me. the last thing you want to do is to be sending him nude picture of "you" (really of osfa that he sent to me) at 2am on a friday night. and welcome. sit back. relax. look over there *steals wallet* and enjoy.
*runs off to vegan stripper bar
- CALLES0
*stares at her food
Soooooo..... are you going to eat that?
- nope. have at it.TeganTorch
- Well, look at the noob! well played.TheBlueOne
- i knowCALLES
- dbdesign0
I'm watching you through your window. I know. Tegan. I know.
- Jaline0
I know you have probably left this forum forever, but I just want you to know something. I don't want to punch you or for you to carry my books; I'm not an Aquarius, don't enjoy hijacking ur threadz or posting non-sense notes or peeing my pants; I'm not a bad stalker, my leg is not perpetually stuck in a forum; nor am I 35, a male, or from Portugal; I'm not a porn guy, do not hump legs, gramme doesn't bust me; I don't miss jazx, or 1992, and I do not FAIL. I'm not on McKnight Road, watching you at this very moment, and I don't like long walks on the beach. I guess turtles are ok. And nudes are cool.
I just like you for you.
- C’mon, let’s be honest about the pants-peeing.MrOneHundred
- but you DO want her food!CALLES
- "food"Jaline
- I am currently Jaline's stalker, so please cc me on any "nude" correspondence.
kk-thx-byePoint5 - Ridiculous Count: 012flavorful
- NewElpaso0
"and I do not FAIL"
pretty bold statement there...
for someone who isn't Chuck Norris...
- JKilla770
I miss her already
- TheBlueOne0
Hi.
I like Pina Coladas, and walks in the rain. Not a big fan of yoga...
- do you have half a brain?JackRyan
- More importantly, do you like making love at midnight?JackRyan
- Depends. What are you're feelings about oceans and champagne?TheBlueOne
- Well, champagne beats the hell out of health food.JackRyan
- hahahahahaahaha!
ian
- arthur0
pics?
- we'll see how this whole introduction thing goes first...TeganTorch
- welcome back!arthur
- Randd0
have any of you noticed that she disappeared after the initial post?
- can you blame her?emukid
- im here.TeganTorch
- deep inside my left ventricle, i knew you'd be backemukid
- Jaline0
Actually, she's present in the notes.
She gets 50% for participation marks.
- Does she know about the arrow keys?TheBlueOne
- you should tell her.Jaline
- TheBlueOne0
What the hell is a "Tegan Torch"? Some kinda fancy pants Limey flashlight?
- TeganTorch0
aw. dang.
ok. i think i get it now.
- "dang"?TheBlueOne
- yessir. dang. that one is for the kiddies.TeganTorch
- Jaline0
^ = madirish
- SHouldn't you be watching Prison Break?TheBlueOne
- Umm...shouldn't YOU!?? Your friend is longingly looking out from inside of TV world!Jaline
- I am watcxhing it...and he's finally speaking english in this episode..TheBlueOne
- really? I thought he spoke English before? I do watch the show. Just download it the next day though.Jaline