Cretinous n00bs & pseuds
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- kelpie0
The people's voice vs anthony turner, residing judge; the right honorable QBN.com.
case for the prosecution:
uses a dead man's identity to post somebodies work and site as provocation to start fights on here
will not go away
talks utter utter baleful shite
has started going after board members with personal attacks for no reason (see exhibit A. raniator)
Is clearly JazX, schizo creator of numerous nics including creepy jaline stalking alter ego's like jalines_dad
Is JazX
As JazX, did solemnly swear to having intercourse with a Jpeg.
Is a total fucktard
Is JazX
Has so little a life that being despised and mocked on a website substitutes sufficiently for being loved in any other sphere of existence
I rest my case, though my co council(s) may wish to add other points.
I urge the court to use all of its power to get this latest iteration of qbnpainhq.com the banz0rz. and fast.
- yeah im not sure what his newfound obsession is with me, im just noob, if its jazx i dont even know that fucker734
- detritus0
I don't really care, but I don't think he is JazX - too many Brit-specific hints.
- shhh, we've decidedkelpie
- (I think it might be another old NT member though, but I aint sayin') ;Dkelpie
- ^ who ever he is, this wee prick above us seems to follow him around.skt
- says u fuckin cocksuckerWeLoveNoise
- I have also noticed this a few timeskelpie
- Drno0
are you guys like the noobs police??
- And so should you be, to a degree, if you value the 'community' here.detritus
- detritus don't you know that noobs autokill themselves,
its called EvolutionDrno - but usually after breeding and spawning genetic offshootsjaylarson
- ha ha, jay. So true. It's Idiocracy all over (God, what a pants movie that was).detritus
- kelpie0
yes
- Randd0
THIS IS GOOD THREAD
- _eh_0
- chossy0
Studiospooky is a great n00b :D
for some reason he reminds me of ........well me I guess, here's to ye studiospooky I dinae ken ye.
- skt0
My favourite new guy is welovenoise. He doesn't seem to like me much though.
- i think ur sound
u started arguing with me remember
friendly banter kiddywinksWeLoveNoise - "yeah to be fair skt u aint not exactly the f*ckin design messiah yourself so give the old a break u stupid f*ck"skt
- lolskt
- ok ok
i may have instigated it a little but that was when i though he was real
apologiesWeLoveNoise
- i think ur sound
- Studiospooky0
Thanks Chossy. Thanks Detritus. Erm... I'd like to start by thanking my team, great team here... my back room crew... couldn't have erm... sorry... is this on? Can you... oh okay so... yeah, the crew, my manager, Mom and Dad, my wife, my beautiful boys (ie my bollocks) I'd like to thank Tom Cruise, Tom Jones, Jesus Jones, Jesus, José Feliciano, Felicity Kendall, Helen Mirren, Melon Heron, and lastly I'd like to just errr....
no, thats all.
Okay so, this is a wonderful place ... ehre... people, so lets just, not... lets' okay its... Thank You. Really. I'm crying now, and there's...stuff ...coming out of my rectum... not sure why.
- alla0
- thumb_screws0
can i get a tick of approval for being a n00b thats not a twat, would mean alot to me?
- TickConcrete
- :) or will using smileys get me an x?thumb_screws
- I'm not kissing anyone, n00b or otherwise!Concrete
- *Checks list, puts pen to paper to tick.. sees smiley, tears out page and burns it in a rage*detritus
- s'ok, thumb_screws - I think *actioning* like I do all the time is at best equally cretinous )detritus
- *kicks detritus in throat.skt
- *cries self to sleep in corner*detritus
- Redmond0
Finally, my hard work of trolling this board is paying off.
- thedriver0
Shaddup.
- Llyod0
leave britney alone
- Corvo0
This could be a funny social lab...
Maybe it is, even.