If I were king
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- chossy
I'd be naughty but not too naughty :D
- edd-e0
...but i am the king!!!
- jaylarson0
...i'd quit. i hate being a slave.
- Corvo0
OK. But I am the Lord of Trollsbury and the pit of joy.
- OSFA0
- and he doth drool.Corvo
- HAHAHA this pictor cracks me up. He looks likea dumb stupid dribbling moron.Studiospooky
- mrdobolina0
If I were president, if I were president
I’d make sure all the money spent
Onnnnnnnn, good things
I wouldn’t have no lint in my pocket
I’d rock it rock it I’d shock it
I would not jock the fact that there are
Rich people in the world because yo I got a girl
And she needs new clothes and I need new sneakers
And that’s all I know
If I were president, if I were president
If I were president, if I were president!If I was president (what would you do? )
I would not carry, oh no spare change
I would just rearrange, the whole government structure
Cause there seems to be something that’s
Messing with the flucture of the money (what? )
It’s not coming to me
So now it’s time for me to tell my homey jarod d
So i’m, looking at my wallet and I do not have a buck
Damn I’m out of luck, damn I’m feeling stuck- pls summarize9832892398
- you want the farmer man?ntslide
- hahamrdobolina
- JackRyan0
I would institute a new holiday...Ronnie James Dio Day.
- Randd0
cunts are still running the world
- anzelina0
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
- kona0
outlaw rap
- mrdobolina0
Promote Cuntry and Western...
- chossy0
Would anybody like to see me as king?....
as I type this my cat just ran at me and swiped a small hunk of my hand flesh away :'( perhaps she doesn't see me as a fit ruler, perhaps she is already a ruler a ruler of her own wee cat kingdom........ I shall call her kingdom caticca as I have no idea what she may call it herself.
She's looking at me funny I may not last this night.....
- i'd vote you in just for your speeches. "four hoor and seven beers ago..."kona
- b_magallanes0
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown."
- kona0
outlaw velvet track suits
- chossy0
sweeties and cakes will be free ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME YO!.
- chossy0
women would be forced to do nothing in my kingdom, but if they rubbed their titties and then helped eachother rub their titties infront of my face then they get super cakes and things that excite girls like chocolates and things.
- Oh man, I love super cakes. Can I rub my titties too?Studiospooky
- sounds like a good deal to me, chossy.Jaline
- kona0
everyone would get to install a rail gun on the hood of their car. i think it would really promote faster, safer driving. you driving 40mph in the fast lane of traffic? your car gets turned into swiss cheese.
and no pants thursdays.
- mrdobolina0
outlaw tanning salons
- kona0
- mrdobolina0
Men who shave their bodies will be shot on sight.