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  • Llyod

    http://tubemall.net/undeletube.p…

    Jan 15, 08, 10:12 a.m. – Permalink
  • PonyBoy

    i heard L. Ron Hubbard knocked up katy

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 10:13 a.m. – Permalink
  • ian

    When you drive past an accident, when you're a scientologist its different. Cos you know you're the only person that can truly help…

    Now get those ambulances outta my way fucko, scientologist coming through!

    • lolCALLES1/3
      HAHAHA!kona2/3
      Excuse me, doctor! I have to audit this man immediately!waterhouse3/3
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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 10:15 a.m. – Permalink
  • 734

    im sorry sir you cant be in here this is an operating room

    its ok, im tom cruise. im here to truly help

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 10:17 a.m. – Permalink
  • Point5

    so happy this is back up…

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 10:18 a.m. – Permalink
  • CALLES

    does this apply if i go to a bar and i'm extremly horny? can i find myself a scientologist to "help me"

    • you might need to start your own religion if you want that to apply to sex734
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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 10:21 a.m. – Permalink
  • Corvo

    if you cut this speech in half, that's more or less what you have to say to sell a website to a pawn-shop.

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 10:57 a.m. – Permalink
  • dopepope

    "Now get those ambulances outta my way fucko, scientologist coming through!"

    lol

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:10 a.m. – Permalink
  • Stugoo

    403

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:11 a.m. – Permalink
  • kona

    WANTED: Neuro Intensive Care/NICU/RN/Registered Nurse

    2-5 years experience in critical care. Neuro exposure, familiar with trauma, closed head injuries, spinal cord injuries, and intracranial pressure management. Familiar with hemodynamic monitoring, ICP, and Ventriculostomy.

    -or-

    A level 2 scientologist.

    Apply within.

    • haha level 2 scientologist with +10 shit-eating grin, and -4 height7341/3
      stop playing warcraft 734Point52/3
      hahahah -4 height....OnesandZeros3/3
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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:11 a.m. – Permalink
  • madirish

    what the hell is this guy even talking about???

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:11 a.m. – Permalink
  • monkeyshine

    when is this from? OMG..I knew he was a wack-a-doo but had no idea that he is seriously insane.

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:14 a.m. – Permalink
  • Meeklo

    wow.. he lost me completely... what is he talking about?

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:16 a.m. – Permalink
  • 734

    ...only travolta knows

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:18 a.m. – Permalink
  • jnnbugg

    oh my god. He is just like his character in the movie Magnolia!

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:18 a.m. – Permalink
  • _niko

    this is part of the scientologist welcome package, i think it was the main reason Cruise joined.

    http://www.atheistperspective.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lronbuttplug_main.gif

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 11:37 a.m. – Permalink
  • Randd

    what is KSW?

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 12:29 p.m. – Permalink
  • gramme

    I saw him getting a medal on the news this morning in some sort of church/temple-ish setting. Is that the entry prize? A medal? An IOU for the electric koolaid to come later if L. Ron doesn't come back from his universe walkabout?

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 12:45 p.m. – Permalink
  • gramme

    Wait it's cool, I think he's back now. The scientologists are free to blow up Micronesia.

    http://news.greenvilleonline.com/blogs/link/johnlocke.jpg

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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 12:47 p.m. – Permalink
  • Milan

    What happened to the yesterday's Tom Cruise thread?

    • it went on a universe walkabout. Don't worry, it'll be back in 20 years to save us from the surgeons.gramme
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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 12:56 p.m. – Permalink
  • satan

    omg that's completely beyond reason. I didn't know the guy was completely berzerk. the scary thing is there's a whole shitload of these nutcases.

    • we have more influential crazy people to worry about firstRandd1/3
      in Europe too. Two of my colleagues adhered to this thing in Lisbon in 1990. haven't seen them since...Corvo2/3
      ..in a way it's better this way coz they would have either turned into vegans or worse, "alternative dudes"Corvo3/3
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    Dog-earJan 15, 08, 12:56 p.m. – Permalink

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