fucking idiots
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- blaw0
"More than 15m adults in Britain have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths"
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lol @ scoring a "G".
lol @ me for certainly making an obvious cultural error, but earning a "G" is still funny.
G™ -- For when an "F" just isn't low enough.
- version30
it's true blaw
- Concrete0
Oh well, blaw, at least our average I.Q is higher than America's.
- Point50
that's awesome. I wish I could hear those phone calls.
- blaw0
Nah, Concrete, it's not like that. Over here the lowest grade you can earn is "F" for "Fail" (they even skip right over "E").
So, they only time you see a "G" is when cartoons are being witty.
13 years of public schooling made it funny to me, is all.
- Point50
getting a G is absolutely hilarious.
btw, we skip from D to F because E is reserved for "Excellent" in accordance with behavior.
- flavorful0
I only got A's ... occasionally A+'s.
- Jaline0
Straight B here.
But I always got extra points for my beautiful writing.
- Jaline0
I mean handwriting...
- flavorful0
Haha, ouch. I assumed handwriting given the context ... your actual writing couldn't be all that bad if you got B's though, haha.
- Jaline0
hah, I wasn't that bad. I just didn't do my homework sometimes, and I always lost points for refusing to speak in class. Some kids thought I was mute in elementary school.
- uncle_helv0
Ahh makes you proud to be English, don't it?!
*wipes tear from eye, places hand on heart as 'land of hope and glory' starts playing in the background
- AndyRoss0
If you're too dumb to play the lottery, you're probably too dumb to make a positive contibution to the species.
- mrdobolina0
further evidence that we are not evolving into something better
gramme
(Nov 14 07, 11:03)//oh christ
- DaveO0
That is pretty brilliant. I love it that someone called up after buying 'several cards' and went on about how they couldn't win.
Get a fucking job you (probably) fat, ruddy faced cunts!
- gramme0
i was joking, you big bald bundle of joy.
- mrdobolina0
as was I, redeemer. :P
- wunderbra0
"The British were also beaten by the Netherlands, Poland, Sweden, Italy, Austria and Switzerland."
Poland? ouch.....
- Witt0
Most statues of ancient Rome have 450 BC carved at the base - and that's how you know they're old.