The Best Beer In The World!!!
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Fuck me hell, i've just tasted the best beer in the world!!
background - I always hated those poncy people who were into all that fancy bullshit "ooh i like Kirin" "oooh I like Staroprammen!" "Oooh i like Hoegarden!"
fuck of with your flowery perfumed bufty czech thai nonsense.
mines a fosters, becks, carling, or summat - or Ale, i like ale.
fuck tho, i just tasted my favourite and its summat none of you have had - DAB. It's German, stands for Dortmunder Actien-Brauerei. It is THE best beer in the world bar NONE.
So i'm in Oddbins and im looking through their fridge and it's like:
Kuz: "Umm, do you have any normal beers? Like cans?
PolishMidget: "Yeah, right there, cans..."
Kuz: "Oh, is this all you got? you dont have normal beer?"
PM: "What did you have in mind?"
Kuz: "I dunno, Heinneken? Carlsberg? Grolcsh? summat like that"
PM: "Oh yeah, well, we dont have those warm, those are the only cold ones... that DAB's actually a really good beer.."
Kuz "Ha yeah, but i'm a peasant, i only drink common beer...."
PM "Hehe" *flirty flirty*
Kuz: "Owight, woteva gimme some of that DAB stuff... I'll take six"OMA! Best decision ever. This stuff is THE best beer on the planet bar none.
It's 5% - but its sooo smooth. There is ZERO after taste. It tastes like carbonated water. It's so FRESH. Crisp ,LIGHT - Unfucked about with.
Though i was a bit freaked that it says on it "Brewed according to the German Purity Law of 1516"
"German Purity" is not summat you wanna hear in a sentence.
Still tho.
This is pure un-fucked about with, none flowery none perfumery none faggoty beer.
DAB - Dortmunder Actien-Brauderei
You should all drink it.
Peace out.
- marychain0
"It's 5% - but its sooo smooth. There is ZERO after taste. It tastes like carbonated water. It's so FRESH. Crisp ,LIGHT - Unfucked about with."
SOUNDS DREADFUL!
- grunttt0
not into "light" beers but if i can find it i'll give it a try... just because you went on about it so much.
=)
cheers.
- madirish0
that was awesome.
- tasty0
wow you typed alot.
- ********0
its not light at all. It tastes light, cos there's no nasty aftertaste you get in all those bullshit beers... like eidelweiss *yuck*
only a certain type of no nonsense straight talking MAN like me can appreciate a beer like this. So if thats not you, i wun't bother.
if you're a girl, you'll prolly wanna stay WELL away.
peace in/out
- c0mb4t0
I don't like carbonated water..
No thanks.
- k0na_an0k0
awesome kuz.
i'll try it but i normally like a little beer with my beer
- TheBlueOne0
The Best Beer is whatever gets that make-upped tart into my bed by 1 am at the latest..really..is there more criteria than that? Fuck you and your carmely brown flavors and bubble consistentcy...Am I hammered yet? When Will I be? When will that wench be? are the only relevent judging criteria here..
- MrD0
is it warm?
if its not, than its nor beer
- ********0
ice fucking cold.
5% premium larger.
- edd-e0
what is it called?
- madirish0
BUD
- madirish0
lol- i just cracked myself up. Kuz's beer spelled backwards is BAD.
awesome.
- 23kon0
Kuz is now DAB-WISER
- tank020
you never tried duvel & kriek from leifmans or lindemans eh?
- version30
sunshine wheat unfiltered tastes yummy
- spendogg0
Fosters is Australian for Bud
- hiatus0
OMMENGANG
STELLAAAAAAA
Sam Jackson :) cheery wheat
#9
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Bleech.
Cherry Wheat is awful.