Crazy Ass Client
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- Jaline0
Still have crazy stories, eh?
:)
- madirish0
that's awesome.
send them to me; i speak rich.
- k0na_an0k0
from the same species.
"only the little people pay taxes"
people think they can buy anything with money and normal rules don't apply.
turn that bitch into homeland security for wanting to buy dynamite on the 'black market'... btw... that's racist bitch!
haha.
- grunttt0
i'm reading between the lines here... what you're saying (asking) is, you have a rich client and you're looking for some dynamite?
email me directly.
don't mention me by name.
- TheBlueOne0
email me directly.
don't mention me by name.
grunttt
(Oct 3 07, 12:43)On the advice of my attorney I will need a case of 18 year old scotch and a 1982 black cadillac convertible delivered to my mail drop box before any further communications can be made in this matter.
- KevinTx0
grunttt
(Oct 3 07, 12:43)you beat me to my joke. bastard.
- abba_cadaver0
Are you sure she wasn't being facetious.
I'd probably say the same thing if I were waiting for my house to be built, I'd only be half kidding.
Maybe that means I will be rich one day
- grunttt0
email me directly.
don't mention me by name.
grunttt
(Oct 3 07, 12:43)On the advice of my attorney I will need a case of 18 year old scotch and a 1982 black cadillac convertible delivered to my mail drop box before any further communications can be made in this matter.
TheBlueOne
(Oct 3 07, 12:45)i don't see you being in a position to negotiate. as for your lawyer... yeah I just blew him up. please meet me at said drop box with a six pack of PBR (hey it's dynamite... not plastic explosives... let's keep this shit low-brow).
- CALLES0
want me to email you a phone number?
- gramme0
I think your first mistake was taking on an ass client. Bad idea.
- MrD0
hey, what ever my wife wants, she gets
- pepsi0
hey, what ever my wife wants, she gets
MrD
(Oct 3 07, 13:06)there's a lot of truth to that
- 5timuli0
I have a load of red candles under the sink. I'll sell them to the daft cunt for $1m. He'll never know the difference.
- jamble0
quit complaining and get the dynamite, the customer is always right....
- TheBlueOne0
quit complaining and get the dynamite, the customer is always right....
jamble
(Oct 3 07, 13:40)Yeah. What was i thinking. Dynamite=fun!
- ian0
Show up to their building site drunk with raw hotdogs, mustard, a case of beer, 2 bottles of scotch, a box of fireworks and explain to the foreman that 'this could take all weekend'.
If you also had a mullet and short t-shirt and a boombox playing 'I am a real american' that would help too.
- Daro0
Sell her some road flares, two grand each.
- Rand0
I don't like many of the rich people I've met