I was attacked!
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- OSFA0
hahaha
- KevinTx0
I came across a baby pigeon a few weeks ago.
I started freaking out and looking for my camera, my girlfriend just rolled her eyes at me..
I am glad to know that there are other people out there that have noticed the lack of baby pigeons..
- ItTango0
*the night before the attack, the bird and his feathered friends sit doing shots and watching the Hitchcock classic...
"Fuck, yeah! Those birds had the right idea!!"
"Fuckin A!" from the other birds.
"Tomorrow morning we whup some ass!!"
"Fuckin' A!!"Minutes before the attack...
"Alright you mothas!! Let's ride!!"Bird takes off snarling and zooms through girl's window giving a menacing chirp. Heads up the stairs preparing to wreak havoc on TBO when he realizes he's been the butt of a practical joke.
He's all alone.
"Damn, not this again..."Depression sets in so he lands on TBO's monitor to contemplate his wasted life.
- OSFA0
hahaha
- TheBlueOne0
Oh my god!! Was this a Rogue Terror Chicken?? Am I infected??!! Oh the humanity...
- k0na_an0k0
in nyc i see so many deformed pigeons with deformed feet and missing legs b ut they are all the same size...where are all the babies??
e-pill
(Aug 27 07, 11:57)i think that's because they have become less afraid of humans and don't fly off anymore when you walk near them, so, people step on the pigeon and take it's foot off.
at least that's what i imagine it's from. people stepping on them.
- TheBlueOne0
people step on the pigeon and take it's foot off.
at least that's what i imagine it's from. people stepping on them.
k0na_an0k
(Aug 27 07, 12:25)We had a deal!! We had a deal!!
- e-pill0
i always thought it was the pigeons on escalators who never got off and got their feet chopped off
- CALLES0
GEORGE BUSH DOESN't CARE ABOUT PIGEONS!!!
- k0na_an0k0
lol epill.
calles. hahahahahahaha!
- flavorful0
hahah ridiculous.
- CALLES0
im sure that there is some goverment agency using tax money to find this out... but we will never know
- Atkinson0
I saw a pigeon with no head, legs, wings or feathers. We played tennis with it.
- TheBlueOne0
I saw a pigeon with no head, legs, wings or feathers. We played tennis with it.
Atkinson
(Aug 27 07, 12:45)"Atkinson you fool! That's badminton!"*
*read as if it's the punchline of a New Yorker cartoon
- Atkinson0
Damn it, I said no feathers!
- Mick0
I was hoping you were referring to the English use of "bird" and some girl was sitting on your monitor with her crotch all in your face.
- Atkinson0
Having flown through the window? Super girl goes dutch?
- gramme0
*ark* is the spelling you're looking for. I don't know why you would build a curve.
You should stop feeding your pet bird so much Blue, that thing's obese.
So why did you attack the girl?
just kidding.
- waynepixel0
Dam, that is random.