GI-JOE
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- mg330
I saw the trailer yesterday thinking it was the trailer for District 9. Damn is that trailer just all over the place.
- monNom0
looks like a live action version of Team America World Police...
- pango0
^ just what i was about to say.
it seems like a parody of team america.
- digdre0
looks like crap tbh
and the tagline i in every fucking commercial
"if everthing else fails, we don't"
ffs.
- Ramanisky20
hmmm so far 85%
- digdre0
- Sienna Miller = Cum Dumpster.Jnr_Madison
- true but ..
11 of 13 aint a bad startRamanisky2
- harlequino0
"if everthing else fails, we don't"
Here's what I don't get. That's supposed to be a pseudo badass line, right? Hang on. If a government or a military branch has a set of human and tactical resources THAT good, THAT reliable, wouldn't it be the thing you use first? And maybe not wait until all "everything else fails?"
- You clearly don't understand government... You assume logic and efficiency prevails.ETM
- airey0
harlequino,
that's hilarious. pissing myself. you're totally right. if they are so damn good then why don't they just train all the 'good guys' at the same place joe trains and make everyone excellent.
- dirtydesign0
there's a wayans brother in it, so i have my doubts.
every seen 'white chicks'? me either.
- ernexbcn0
MR. BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO!
- dasmeteor0
GI Joe was crap,
GI Joe is crap,
GI Joe gonna stay a f****g Crap.
- marychain0
Did anybody say "I jist wanna ride my motor-sickle" yet?
- I don't wanna pickle
Just wanna ride mah motorsickleharlequino
- I don't wanna pickle
- marychain0
cause seriously....
"I jist wana ride my motor..........sickle"
- elahon0
Last one there is a penis pump!
- harlequino0
jevad is panning it across the web. That's all I need to know.
DO NOT TEMPT THE WRATH OF TEH JEVAD!!!
- d_rek0
Going to see it this weekend.
As someone who spent countless hours playing with miniature man-dolls when I was younger I can honestly say I am kind of excited to see this movie. However i'm approaching it with the mindset that the plot IS completely nonsensical and that it is nothing more than a summer action flick replete with ultra-violence and explosions.
I think I will get what I want to get out of watching this movie; scantily clad ninja women, futuristic super-warriors beating eachother senseless and exlosions, explosions, explosions.
- see this is the same view i had for transformers and loved it. although IMAX was hard to follow the fightsrusty_ace