Enter Dragon Redux
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- TheBlueOne
http://www.variety.com/article/V…
Oh fuck you hollywood!! Come up with some new legends and stop recreating the old (great) shit...
- CALLES0
First Foot Losse And now this!!!
this is an outrage
- harlequino0
First Foot Losse And now this!!!
this is an outrage
CALLES
(Aug 22 07, 07:50)I'd like to see a movie called "Foot Losse."
Part weird surgical horror, part Fosse musical.
- Jaline0
Man, I hate remakes like this. The Footloose one is worse, imo. No one wants to see Zac Efron dancing and singing.
- CALLES0
First Foot Losse And now this!!!
this is an outrage
CALLES
(Aug 22 07, 07:50)I'd like to see a movie called "Foot Losse."
Part weird surgical horror, part Fosse musical.
harlequino
(Aug 22 07, 08:00)haha!
- JesseJensen0
Oh man, no offense, sorry. For that was a shout less admirable than three arm chair critics hoping to chop one's soul.
- TheBlueOne0
Part weird surgical horror, part Fosse musical.
harlequino
(Aug 22 07, 08:00)See! Creativity on display right there!!
- spendogg0
Why dont they remake Flash Dance, Top Gun, Breakin', Beverly Hills Cop, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High while they are at it. Oh yeah and a Munsters movie.
- harlequino0
We need more Charlie Kaufman scripts.
- Jaline0
shhh...about Flashdance. I don't want anyone to get any ideas.
- ian0
Just a Steel-Town girl on a saturday night
Lookin for the fight of her life
In the real time world no one sees her at all
They all say she's crazyLockin rythms to the beat of her heart
Changing moment into light
She has danced into the danger zone
When the dancer becomes the danceIt can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
All the while you're stuck between
What's will and what will be(CHORUS)
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she never danced before
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she never danced beforeOn the ice-filled line of sanity
It's a place most never see
It's a hard-won place of mystery
You can touch it but can't hold itYou work all your life for that moment in time
It can come or pass you by
It's a push of the world but there's always a chance
If the hunger stays aliveThere's a cold kenetic heat
Struggling, stretching for the beat
Never stopping
With her hair against the wind(CHORUS)
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la(instrumental break)
It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
All the while you're stuck between
What's will and what will beShe's a maniac, maniac at your door
And she's dancing like she never danced before
She's a maniac, maniac at your door
And she's dancing like she never danced before
- TheBlueOne0
Yeah..Top Gun would be good, but this time make it, you know, really gay. Like maybe put Tom Cruise in the lead role and then...oh wait...nevermind...
- JesseJensen0
Oh man, no doubt, thank you. For that was more revealing than three original top gun posters tacked to one's ceiling.
- TheBlueOne0
It's just wrong. I mean there are three flicks I think I know line for line - Patton, Monty Python's Holy Grail and Enter the Dragon. There is no way then can top the original EtD. There isn't an action star who has Bruce's charisma and the dialogue will come across as ironically detached as opposed to naively stilted.
"It's the dough Roper, or we break something..."
- Jaline0
ian...
I have that on my iPod...
- ian0
Hey, look its gonna be great. The old one was too slow, and the acting was bad and the effects were brutal.
Now, and I i know I may get a bit of flack for this, but you imagine the new one, really dark and moody. Ben Affleck is the new hero, a rogue FBI agent whos a bit of a loose canon. Now stick him with Jet Li, add a couple of motorbike chases, blow up some buildings, and stick a shit load of cgi kung fu fights in there and BAM baby! you got the next Michael Bay summer blockbuster.
- ian0
Jaline...
I know you do baby! Just for you...
- harlequino0
Flack? You don't know what flack is, sir.
- TheBlueOne0
Die ian. Die.
- ian0
Dudes.
Ben would so kick Bruce's ass.
I'll get me coat...