I polish turds.
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- ethered0
nice can
- gramme0
*wears pearls, visits pig farm
- ninjasavant0
I may have some work for you resulting from the shit storm I'm about to walk into for overruling my usability team.
- pascii0
i make money out of turds, and champagne out of pee. i throw my work in front of pigs
- dirtydesign0
I push soda on people, who probably dont need to be drinking it anyway. Not sure if it's any better.
- Gucci0
What's this you have against Poles?
- Antonelli0
That is really disgusting. You should find a different job. Why would anyone want to have their poop polished??!!!!!! That is so weird.
- Tara0
Stuck abroad!!.
Long time lurker, first time poster.I applied for a senior AD position at an agency in Sweden earlier this year.Living in Seattle,we only had about 3 phone interviews and after I had my portfolio sent over I was pretty much promised this position. Start date was was August 31st, but I was supposed meet in person and introduce myself on August 20th.
This being in May, I immediately started looking for a place to live in Stockholm and recently found a small apartment in a nearby suburb. Yesterday I had my meeting scheduled for 9.30 AM. As I arrive, this person, Mats, I've dealt with all this time over the phone and through email conversations, was not there. I started to freak and told my story to an assistant there. This woman claimed Mats no longer worked there and that they were still interviewing for this position!!!!!
I was shaking at this point and told her how I moved from Seattle for this position and alredy arranged long-term accomodation and was depending on this job seeing as it was promised to me already.
I met the boss, who pretty much said the same thing. Mats no longer worked there and wasn't really authorized to vacate positions, but was terribly sorry how things have worked out for me but will be on "the lookout for other jobs" for me. Bullshit.
As of today, I am without job in a foreign country with a two year contract on a place I can't afford having no pay. I have contacted the embassy and have an appointment scheduled on Thursday, but I am not sure what they can do, over the phone they explained how they generally don't really have any influence over apartment contracts and things you sign still being a US citizen.
What should I do at this point?? Can I just leave the apartment and all? What would happen?
leboor
(Aug 21 07, 03:39)Same guy Dino?
be careful
- k0na_an0k0
filled with corn?
- CALLES0
turds are hard to work with.... you have a good skill there buddy
- Tara0
yes now what about the GF?
- harlequino0
I recall you saying you were looking for some sort of change. Sounds like this could be it. Swedish turds, like their meatballs, might be worlds better.
- Rand0
yes--keep moving at all costs
- robotron3k0
I've just been offered a Senior AD position in Sweden by this guy named Matt. So I've decided to sell all my stuff and pack my turds and move over there for a few years. Do you think that's a good decision??
- Rand0
right between the fucking eyes
- Rand0
in fact, I'm gonna shoot myself in the head right now. goodbye
- seed0
haha, well written.