brutal
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- k0na_an0k
yeah, i'm posting about my job again... so stop reading right now if you got a problem with it.
:)
anyways. when i started freelancing here i wondered why everyone on this side of the building, against the wall wore headphones... noise canceling headphones.
today was the first day i don't have mine on.
turns out there is some holistic (sp?) healing center on the other side of the wall for sick children.
good. fucking. god.
it sounds like a horror movie over there. i can hear the poor kids screaming through the walls. it's brutal!
i asked the dude next to me and he told me what it was. at first i thought it was sirens. so i'm looking around like wtf? then he clued me in on what it was. he even said they've talked to the people over there and they're like 'we've installed all the sound deadening material we can in the rooms.' ugh. horrible.
i will not forget my headphones ever again. poor bastards.
- MrD0
rescue them
- harlequino0
If there was ever a time to bust through the dry wall separating you with a torn shirt, whilst howling "k0na smash! k0na save poor bastard!" that time is now.
- Mimio0
Poor kids.
Call in the ice cream truck or break open a fire hydrant for them.
- mg330
Kona I think you meant "Hellistic Healing Center."
With a side of gravy, of course.
- Mimio0
Or ....break through ala Kool Aid Man and poor them all some delicious Kool-Aid.
- mg330
Oh, and do you mean poor kids as in financial doldrums, or poor as in a sense of compassion for their sickness?
- k0na_an0k0
"Hellistic Healing Center."
HAHAHAHA!
- k0na_an0k0
Or ....break through ala Kool Aid Man and poor them all some delicious Kool-Aid.
Mimio
(Jul 31 07, 12:28)HAHA! HOLY CHRIST THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!
ok. but really. i guess these kids are dying and this is some sort of alternative medicine healing center. but i can't figure out how they are healing the kids if they're screaming the way they are.
it's a damn shame.
- mg330
I bet they're just making them watch Austin Powers all day long.
- k0na_an0k0
either that or healing them with the power of barbara streisand.
- gramme0
Hi k0na,
I'm sorry my baby seal clubbing factory disturbed your workflow. It won't happen again.
- k0na_an0k0
Hi k0na,
I'm sorry my baby seal clubbing factory disturbed your workflow. It won't happen again.
gramme
(Jul 31 07, 14:02)hhhahahaha!
that would explain the semi truck of 'ACME CLUBS' i saw out front this morning.
- jalines_cousin0
Move to Ottawa, all you'll hear is the cold whistling snow against the window panes. So soothing.
- k0na_an0k0
no thanks.
i don't like ohio.
- JackRyan0
Where's your office? Ohio? Isn't that where the Maury Povich show sends all of those troubled youths to boot camp?
- k0na_an0k0
no no.
jalines_cousin wants me to move to ottawa ohio. (i think)
i'm in illinois. home of jerry springer.
- JackRyan0
Hahaha...ok, just as long as you dont hear a militaristic-sounding man yelling in between the childrens screams...
- spendogg0
its a front. who do you think are making all those crocs?
- Pixter0
record and post it in the next fmt