I feel old
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- chossy0
when I wake up in the morningn with a pinger on, I think yeah yes you know what I am man keeper of testicleees, rampager of ladies and dinner plates :E
- Witt0
pray, what on earth is a pinger, sir?
- material-10
ask me in about 6 months.
- skt0
pray, what on earth is a pinger, sir?
Witt
(Jul 17 07, 06:28)its an engorged doofer.
- Witt0
pray, what exactly is to engorge?
;)
- Jaline0
Witt, you and I do it all the time.
- Witt0
Lord, why am i blushing?
- Witt0
- OeufOeuf0
When I look over at the 23 yr old designer and think how fine she is, and how wrong it seems to see her like that since my age is her numbers turned around...
- Jaline0
32's not bad...
- kelpie0
that's not wrong, don't be daft. Be happy.
- skt0
- OeufOeuf0
I should have mentioned i'm married.
- material-10
they get hotter
- kelpie0
that's guilt you're feeling, and temptation, not age.
- Jaline0
^ yup
- kelpie0
they get hotter
material
(Jul 17 07, 06:56)and you get richer. fan-fucking-tastic
- paraselene0
i have a sinister fucking mirror in my bathroom, whose effects are compounded by some sort of supremely efficient 'daylight simulating' lightbulb.
i've posted a sign on the door that says, 'beware, dorian gray, herein lies your portrait.'
- OeufOeuf0
What about looking at 16 yr olds that look 23?
- OeufOeuf0
i've posted a sign on the door that says, 'beware, dorian gray, herein lies your portrait.'
paraselene
(Jul 17 07, 06:58)
-----------------------That's awesome!