bomb in london
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- meffid0
the car was full of petrol
he had a gas cylinder for his bbq
he was a builder so had a box of nails in the boot
there's your bomb combination
he was drunk at 2am driving home and ran off to avoid getting caught
the cctv in central london is intense, they could find anyone in minutes
the most hillarious is the genral attitude of the public: "everyone seems unfazed" - like they give a shit, their boss doesn't accept bomb excuses to arrive late at work...
if I write bomb once more you reckon it'll show up on some scanner somewhere?
BOMB
- emecks0
is it tonight and does it involve a bomb in a badly parked car?
- Kuz0
fuck, is kelpie in London??? It were the Scottish nationalists all along!!!
- emecks0
we wouldn't dirty our shoes kuz.
- Kuz0
hooves???
*gaffaw gaffaw gaffaw
- kelpie0
nah. Burmese rainforest, June 4th 2027, machete, mass outpouring of grief. 3rd wife devastated.
- emecks0
nae luck.
and "fucken ouch" to boot.
- Kuz0
what if moth died???
- emecks0
if moth died the hippy population would rapidly increase thus alerting us to his passing and allowing us to organise a tribute or summat.
- Kuz0
i hate moth.
- moth0
Move yer van kuz...
- honest0
oi leave Moth alone!
- Kuz0
soz moth.
- kelpie0
yeah, poor wee moth
- _salisae_0
sorry max .. was just animating my paranoia
- neue75_bold0
starting to think nobody here would be terribly bothered if that bomb went off now...
;)
- _salisae_0
it's hard to take things seriously .. i've got a friday morning poker game on
- Kuz0
i would have died people!! i was gonna be in Haymarket in 4 hours!!!!!!!!
if it was a bomb, and if it was gonna go off tonight rather than yesterday...
- neue75_bold0
and with that funny accent, c'mon, how can you?
- maximillion_0
starting to think nobody here would be terribly bothered if that bomb went off now...
;)
neue75_bold
(Jun 29 07, 06:52)UK dewellers are just resilient neue.....life must go on