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- kezza_20
it'll be like the fucking Krypton Factor assault course and you know it.
I was there when it rained about 8 years ago, when mud was up to the waist and no bars could open. Fucking henous. Never been able to face it again. I hope they have thought about the rain, because it's coming. AND ITS COMING HARD bwhahahaha
- vespa0
mud report: squishy
- JerseyRaindog0
Why not then Jersey?
Dancer
(Jun 19 07, 03:21)Not my cup of tea that's all. All festival'd out these days.
- monoboy0
A tip for Glastonbury?
Er, don't go.
JerseyRaindog
(Jun 19 07, 03:10)Good advice - being woken by the sound of a woman craning out a turd at the entrance to your tent is an experience you can live without.
- vespa0
"craning out a turd" hahaa
- _salisae_0
I've made Mentalist brollies to ease your sogginess. £7, mail me if you want one!
vespa
(Jun 19 07, 03:41)brilliant!
- Dancer0
for anyone else going, ive found this clash finder v useful over the last few years.
glasto.clashfinder.co.uk
maximillion_
(Jun 19 07, 03:51)I have just worked on a small site for a client in London who has developed a mobile phone application that does exactly this. Good Idea, but will waste the precious battery life...
- maximillion_0
its either clashfinder or the Q mag guide once yer there, clash finder is good to plan in advance!
there are charging stations where you can slump for 20 mins at a time....and there free!
- vespa0
yea those charging stations have massive Qs tho
Also cashpoints have massive Qs - byo cash and spare battery i say
- maximillion_0
do you not get power and hot showers in the central enclosure tho vespa?
- vespa0
why yes. yes i do.
- moth0
I thought Glastonbury was a non-commercial enterprise trading in cattle and women only?
- emecks0
are these women cattle you speak of lactating or not moth?
- Dancer0
why yes. yes i do.
vespa
(Jun 19 07, 04:39)Bitch
- 23kon0
I've made Mentalist brollies to ease your sogginess. £7, mail me if you want one!
vespa
(Jun 19 07, 03:41)
---------Vespa
can i stand under your umbrella-ella-ella-ella
under your umbrella-ella-ella-ella
- kelpie0
is that your essential glasto kit nairn? surely you could do without the toothpaste and the bleach?
- kelpie0
actually fuck that, wouldn't the earplugs deaden the fun of the last item?
- Nairn0
the antiseptic toothpaste and alcohols are for rubbing into wounds - the ear plugs, bungs for nostrils - to force people to spend their last few moments breathing through heavily lacerated and swollen mouths.
Ever since I was a kid, I've always liked bubbles and gurgling sounds.