ripped off testicles
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- ian0
Really?
If it were me, I probably would've just cried and made weird gurgling sounds.
- defanddumm0
jesus times? there are women in Africa that pay witch doctors to do it for them.
- TheBlueOne0
i fucked her with CALLES testicles with barbtastic cheering us on like some drunken frat girl
version5
(Jun 13 07, 11:28)
- CALLES0
i fucked her with CALLES testicles with barbtastic cheering us on like some drunken frat girl
version5
(Jun 13 07, 11:28)
TheBlueOne
(Jun 13 07, 11:34)haha thats twisted i'd say
they will probably get back together as soon as she gets off jail
- TheBlueOne0
they will probably get back together as soon as she gets off jail
CALLES
(Jun 13 07, 11:36)Oh, she'll get the jail off alright....
- CALLES0
"Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years."
its europe remember. they are humane and shit
- barbtastic0
i fucked her with CALLES testicles with barbtastic cheering us on while making a me sandwich
version5
(Jun 13 07, 11:28)
TheBlueOne
(Jun 13 07, 11:34)
- defanddumm0
did i mention I would tear her nostrils off?
- barbtastic0
did i mention I would tear her nostrils off?
defanddumm
(Jun 13 07, 11:58)only to the ppl not ignoring you
- defanddumm0
am i that ignorable?
- flavorful0
This thread keeps mysteriously bumping itself.
- -sputnik-0
i can't even look at the title of the thread without feeling a gag come on, yet here i am posting and bumping.
i'll go stand in the corner
- defanddumm0
Did i mention....
- barbtastic0
*stands next to sputnik
wanna play wallflowers? these fools are in for a surprise!
- -sputnik-0
let's barb! i have straws and tissue paper so we can lob spitballs at them when they're not looking
- version30
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
I am in no way a violent person
Amanda MontiHe added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
- barbtastic0
let's barb! i have straws and tissue paper so we can lob spitballs at them when they're not looking
-sputnik-
(Jun 13 07, 12:14)no, the point is to ignore them... they will be looking
- barbtastic0
sputnik, bring yr hot librarian glasses!
- CALLES0
i wonder what would i get if i google image "ripped off testicles"