snaxaphone
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- chossy
an instrument that you can make tunes out of and eat at the same time :D
- walkman0
awesome! but will it ever sound as beautiful as this?
- Jaline0
At first I thought you were just talking about a saxophone (which I play), and that would be really, really, disgusting because of the presence of a reed and having to blow into the instrument.
So yes, your idea is a good one.
- tyranisus0
I remember something like this from when I was a kid:
- T-Dawg0
For the snaxophone, just make sure the snacks arent stored in the tube, theres a lot of moisture and humidity from breath/spit.
A friend of mine plays the saxophone, he says they have flavoured reeds supposedly 'made for kids' to remind them to suck on 'em before putting them on the sax.
- blaw0
invent the snatchaphone and you'll have more guys in band than football.
- Jaline0
T-Dawg, that's actually a good idea.
And a reminder of the gross nature of reed and brass instruments.
I remember in band the sax players had to sit right in front of the trombone and trumpet players, resulting in them emptying their spit valves above us.
- walkman0
snatchaphone +1
: D
- agentfour0
Melody Pops yo!!
- Jaline0
aren't snatches negative though? I mean...they remind people of something smelly...
- harlequino0
Or a "tromboner" for the nancy crowd.
- walkman0
nancy crowd? see yacht rock thread.
- JackRyan0
Well snatches often do smell...but like strawberries, yummy strawberries. I'm still drunk, and yes see yacht rock thread.
- kelpie0
invent the snatchaphone and you'll have more guys in band than football.
blaw
(Jun 8 07, 06:26)wouldn't work. unless you suck through the big end, that's not making any sweet music
- kelpie0
that was too graphic wasn't it?
- Jaline0
*mentally picturing...
- k0na_an0k0
snaxaphone
an instrument that you can make tunes out of and eat at the same time :D
chossy
(Jun 8 07, 05:55)BRILLIANT!
add to the list...
SKITTLEBRAU
an ice cold beer with skittles in it.
(simpsons reference)
- JackRyan0
Kelpie, were talking about a snatchamaphone, not a rusty trombone.
- blaw0
lol @ jack.
- Crouwel0
sometimes when i need to take a serious dump i rename my anal trumpet to "Laxaphone", just for the occasion.
- harlequino0
(simpsons reference)
k0na_an0k
(Jun 8 07, 07:42)Speaking of which...
What this thread needs is the reminder of the time Homer picked up Lisa's sax, and blew into it whilst singing to the tune of the first few bars of Beethoven's 5th, "Saxamaphone! Saxamaphone...."
:D