Men have better friends
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- grunttt0
as a courtesy my wife and i call each other a few times a day just to say "i ain't fucking nobody"
- OSFA0
that's sooo cute gruntttie.
- grunttt0
awww shucks.
- k0na_an0k0
as a courtesy my wife and i call each other a few times a day just to say "i ain't fucking nobody"
grunttt
(May 9 07, 10:57)haha.
my wife and i do the same.
*wonder twins powers activate
- gramme0
I can't talk about the cute little hints my wife drops during the day, or mrdobs will puke sugar everywhere. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
- grunttt0
if you're gonna puke, let it be sugar.
- flavorful0
I used to leave sweet notes for this one girl I would talk to in college.
In some of her notebooks I would randomly write, "I POOPED MY PANTS", or, "FUCK FUCK POOPIE BUTT!", and stuff liek that in big black sharpie with a *heart* Jerome afterwards.
So when she would open them up in her class she would get all flustered and embarrassed.
Sometimes I would tape pages of her books together, or fill her bookbag up with condoms as well.
...
I wonder why that relationship did not work out. My love for the funny, even when I am not present to bask in my glory outshines every thing to me I guess.
- JackRyan0
Thats classic...oh man, thats good. My lady gets super embarrassed too.
- OSFA0
specially when she gets porn delivered to her job...
- JackRyan0
Hahahaha...that would be great, she's a librarian.
- exador10
been married for 8 years now, and can't even conceive of not calling if i'm going to be out late..
its just plain courtesy and respect for your partner..
anyone thats been the other person sitting at home knows what a relief it is to get that phone call, just as a reassurance...
cuz when it's late, the mind starts to make all kinds of assumptions like 'car accident' and things like that... so it's always best to call and let em know all is well...
- mrdobolina0
I can't talk about the cute little hints my wife drops during the day, or mrdobs will puke sugar everywhere. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
gramme
(May 9 07, 11:10)smarmy bastid.
- melq0
if you're gonna puke, let it be vodka.
grunttt
(May 9 07, 11:15)